Jade_green
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burger dave tries to sleep.
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- Part 3 of burgerverse
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(You think about your brother, and stop yourself before you get further than his shades.)
burger dave lore and character study ft. temporary death, diy top surgery, three divorces, and a long overdue conversation.
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- Part 2 of burgerverse
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Dave: bash your head against the wall. by not so shitposting (Jade_green)
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Nov 2025
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Burger King Dave takes a visit to the cooler.
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- Part 1 of burgerverse
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Papyrus didn’t mind the puns until he was a teenager, but by then, fate’s atlas was set— Sans just needed a new place to practice.
He finds it not long after opening the store. He finds a woman.
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Sans and the rain
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Angelica is the only woman Grevorr has ever loved in any way. He loves her because they’re the same. They’re better. They’re different.”
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Grevorr and his many problems, all of his own making.
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my horrible burger stories. all are canon to the bkdave twitter!
lore thread here!
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Jason todd learns to exist.
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Cherry's Halloween 2020!!! by c_c_cherry, Jade_green
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Oct 2020
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Your name is Dirk Strider. But most people call you ‘Bro’, others call you Dad – but you hope it doesn’t stick.
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Bro's rehabilitation into a Cal-less society is immediately interrupted when he gets arrested.
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- Part 2 of locus of control
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08 Nov 2025
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A spontaneous vacation is taken, well enough is not left alone, and the elephant in the room is so big none of the furniture fits anymore.
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01 Nov 2025
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“Allow me to tell you…a story,” the thing wearing a child’s skin says. The words sound like they’ve been dragged through concrete, but its smile is a little less malicious and a little more hollow. That’s…maybe good?
Sans shrugs.
“sure. i love stories. this one have a happy ending?”
It grimaces through that pinned-on smile. Its eyes are flat and dead.
“That remains to be seen,” it mutters. It shrugs its shoulders, squirms a little bit. Trying to get comfortable in skin that it doesn’t belong in.
“It’s a story about some kid who freed all the monsters,” it says. “They’re…they’re a…good…they’re…”
My take on a post-pacifist No Mercy run.
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Bookmarked by Jade_green
23 Sep 2025
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TT: Wait a moment.
TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
TG: what are you talking about
EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
EB: dave is that… blood?Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.
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Bookmarked by Jade_green
07 Sep 2025
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You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
Asriel’s new place might be haunted.
Bookmarked by Jade_green
16 Aug 2025