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Stefan shepherds Caroline away from Bonnie’s hand on her wrist. Away from the broken heart Bonnie is wearing on her sleeve for Caroline. Away from Elena and Damon too but that might be for the best. Someone with Elena’s face killed her and Damon said he was gonna do it again. Away from the dead body of the man she killed. Stefan takes her to the bathroom.
Caroline braces herself on the porcelain sink. Stefan pulls her hair out of her face. Caroline mutters to herself, “She hates me. Bonnie hates me.” The dead mans blood had tasted so good, and she was messy. Caroline's face is covered in blood, drying sticky and quick. -
she's so good with her stiletto you barely see the blade by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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Three days of bloody and muddy socks after Hawkeye fails to get a new pair of boots Klinger walks up to him. “Hey Doc, I can’t get you new boots but I might have a way to make the whole hole in your boot situation a bit more bearable.”
Hawkeye, previously falling asleep into what the army tries to pass off as mashed potatoes, “What, what, I’ll take anything even one of your heels.”
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purging rotten love for eyes i recognize by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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He gets to the Gilbert house just in time to hear Kol’s scream. Klaus watches helplessly through the doorway of a house he cannot enter as his little brother's body burns. As Kol falls to the floor and does not get back up.
“What did you do?” Klaus snarls.
“We didn't have a choice. He was trying to cut off Jeremy's arm!” The doppelgangers voice is grating, her excuses for the smell of his brother’s burnt flesh negligible.
“Lies! He never would've gotten inside if you hadn't set a trap for him.”
“You said you were going to put him down too.”
Klaus is screaming now, “I was going to make him suffer on my terms!” He takes a breath. Assures himself of the other side and the witches he will extort for whatever favors he needs. “I'm going to burn this house to the ground. And then, when you try to flee for your lives, I'll kill you both without blinking.”
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It's All Gravy by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s been growing his hair out for the last two months. He's always liked having long hair, keeps his ears warm and gives lovers something to pull on as he takes them apart.
Ilya is not unaware of trans people but he isn't one of them. He’s pretty sure about that, it's just that sometimes his skin itches like what's inside doesn't fit quite right. But that's fine. It’s pretty ignorable actually because Ilya is married to the love of his life and out and happier than he's ever been even if he does still go to therapy (which has yet to fix him but he's adjusting to the view that that's not how therapy works.)
Anyways, all that is to say that Ilya experiences feelings he doesn't want to admit to anyone as he walks around a Sephora with his hood up. -
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“Here’s the pitch, we mourn with passion. We get wildly drunk tonight and reminisce and you sob your heart out. And then tomorrow or a few tomorrows from now you might feel a little bit less like shit.”
Elena doesn’t respond but holds out her empty mug to be refilled.
They sit together quietly for a long time. At least twenty minutes but Caroline doesn’t want to check her phone to find out. She sips intermittently at her mug of vodka and OJ refilling Elena’s cup twice.
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“Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”
“Do not call it that.”
Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”
Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.
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19 Feb 2026
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When Shane was born an ocean away from her homeland, Yuna Hollander, who did not pray, whispered into the world: Let every door open for him, my son.
OR: Yuna Hollander learns to appreciate Ilya Rozanov, one step at a time.
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The Best Game You Can Name (the good ol’ hockey game) by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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“Why would anyone want to mic you up, Hollander?” Ilya asked, getting down to his knees next to Shane to join him in his stretches. “All they will hear is you discussing boring statistics and complaining how I am so much more talented than you.”
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Or, Shane and Ilya on the ice, over the years
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17 Feb 2026
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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that great big hill of hope by defcontwo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Dec 2025
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“You are moping on your couch like a sad American teenager going through a breakup. You don’t think that’s an emergency?”
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