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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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18 Apr 2022
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Embedding tutorial
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14 Nov 2020
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The Queen’s Watchdog is all grown up and outwardly enjoying an enviable life afforded by his wealth and title, but power, luxury and status aren’t enough to satisfy his ravenous appetite. And speaking of hunger, why hasn’t his demon butler yet devoured his soul?
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25 Aug 2020
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Detroit: Earth199999 by Iwritesometimes1
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) RPF, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
27 Nov 2019
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Connor and Hank are transported to the year 2019 on Earth 199999.
They need to find their way back home, but this alternate reality is INSANE.Android revolutions are one thing.
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09 Aug 2020
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The moon asked the sun, “What do you know of love?”
“It burns,” said the sun. “It brightens. It is something you make and then give away.”
“Don’t listen to him,” said the clouds. “This big ball of gas doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”
“Yes, I do,” said the sun. “Who but me makes the roses grow?”
“We do,” said the clouds. “Love nourishes, like the rain. We turn the hills green and fill the creeks so they will sing in their creekbeds.”
“Why do you ask?” said the sun.
“I think I might be in love,” said the moon. “I am trying to understand.”
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20 Jul 2020