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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    “So. To summarize. I’m stranded on Mars, entirely alone. I have absolutely no way to communicate with my crew or with earth, since our communications antennae turned me into a human shish-kabob. If the oxygenator becomes compromised, I’ll suffocate. If the water reclaimer stops working, I’ll dehydrate. Breach in the Hab means I’ll go poof. And if, for some god-forsaken reason none of those things kill me first, I’m gonna run out of food and starve to death. Oh, and we can’t forget that everyone I know thinks I’m dead. So… yup. Totally fucked.”

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    On Sol 6, an unexpected windstorm cuts the Ares III Mission short and six astronauts retreat back to Earth.

    On Sol 7, the astronaut they left behind wakes up gasping for air.

    (Or, The Martian au)

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    Who knows, maybe this farm needs some more “Kents” on it.

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    One year later, Clark is at the start of his prime, both as Superman and as a man—balanced, confident, loved. Then enters Koriand’r, a powerful teen warrior alien with a traumatic past, crashing into the Kent farm and turning his peaceful week with Ma and Pa into the start of a cosmic-level bond.
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    "You do not command. You reassure. You do not say ‘follow me.’ You say, ‘I am with you.’”
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    (It's a foster situation)

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    Pa's brow furrows, and he moves his hand to Clark's shoulder. "Clark, it’s been a minute. What did you come here for, son?"

    Clark squeezes his eyes shut. "Lex Luthor cloned me," he says. "His name is Ultraman. When I couldn't save myself, I saved him. And- and he's like me, but he's broken. And scared, and confused. I think he could use your help."

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    Clark sacrifices himself to save Ultraman, and he comes back different; a ghost who only Ultraman can see. It turns their worlds upside-down.

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