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Holy shit,” Rio says aloud. Agatha is somehow, miraculously, alive. Rio feels her own heart start beating faster in her chest with each distinct thump of Agatha’s heart through the warm skin in her neck.
Agatha Harkness, of all people, against all odds, is alive. Rio has to amend her earlier statement. It’s just us out here. Just Rio and her stubborn, narcissistic, cruel, and gorgeous boss, trapped together miles and miles away from any other human life form.
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The Send Help AU
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26 Feb 2026
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Rio quickly fished around for their wallet, pulled out a bill, and forced their legs to push their body up and stick one leg in front of the other until they were at the bit of the stage where people were meant to tip before they talked themself out of it. The woman’s eyes were strikingly blue. And Rio had been paying so much attention to the color it wasn’t until the bill slipped into the woman’s fingers and her expertly-shaped brows minutely raised in surprise that Rio saw Benjamin Franklin’s face on the bill.
Okay, fuck. What was Rio going to do, take it back? They felt their face heat up as they dragged their feet back to their chair. It was a miracle they didn’t faint right there on the sticky bar floor.
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OR, the AU where Agatha is a drag queen and Rio falls for her instantly.
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25 Feb 2026
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She stuck the cigarette between her lips, the shade of pink her mother had slapped on her before they left now coating the filter. Rio crossed the distance, taking both ends of the fabric and crossing one over the other. “You are meant to be highly educated, you cannot tie a bow?”
He raised his chin, smirking as he quipped, “Just because men are educated does not mean they are intelligent.”
She finished the bow, smoothing out any puckering. Rio raised a single brow as she took the cigarette between two fingers again, blowing the smoke off to the side of the man. “Another topic we agree on.”
“How thrilling,” August smirked.
“Thrilling indeed,” she deadpanned.
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London 1813.
Augustus (Agatha) must find a wife according to his mother, and Rio must find a husband to save her family from financial ruin. Except, Augustus isn't a man, and Rio has no interest in marriage or men.BRIDGERTON AU
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19 Feb 2026
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Rio, a hopeless romantic has to travel cross country for a new job crosses paths with Agatha, a runaway rich girl with a penchant for mischief. What lies ahead of Rio's carefully planned trip? Adventure? Excitement? Love? Only time (and the vaguely outlined chapters in my google docs) will tell.
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17 Feb 2026
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Rio thought she had her game day routine perfected. Then Agatha and her five-year-old son Nicky crash into the seat next to her (wearing Cardinals jerseys, no less) and suddenly Rio's carefully maintained rituals doesn't stand a chance.
(Or: A meet-cute in nine innings, featuring scorekeeping lessons, a foul ball, and a monumentous kiss cam)Bookmarked by Itsnotmetho
16 Feb 2026