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Preening on a Sick Day by Houxe for bitsinboots
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 May 2022
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Logically, it’s probably because there was some black mold or some shit somewhere in the bathroom, but the place was cheap and he needed to save money. So obviously he could live with it. Surely it wasn’t the end of the world to breathe in some mold?
Well, apparently, to his body it was and now he’s sick and fucking miserable with Wilbur fucking Soot’s dad watching over him. Being sick would’ve been fine, Tommy can handle being sick if he were alone. Being sick and being fussed over? That’s weird, and new, and very, very different.
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Five Times Tommy Tried to Enjoy Being Reincarnated as a Prince in Peace and One Time He Did by GODHELPMEIMDESCENDINGINTOMADNESS
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jan 2023
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Tommy died. Tommy was reincarnated as the one-note side villain in a fucking horribly written book. Tommy is trying his best to make the most of this situation and not die a painful death, especially not one by his new princely brothers or that stuffy, uptight knight.
Tommy is probably just in straight up hell, actually.
Or,
Tommy gets reincarnated as Prince Theseus, the shitty brother of the two love interests, Prince Wilbur and Prince Technoblade. The same Prince Theseus who is set to die at the hands of the protagonist's third and last love interest, the knight.
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19 Feb 2026
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Tommy has been stuck here, helpless to whatever Dream wants with him; as the alpha, what Dream says goes, no matter how much it hurts. No matter how hungry Tommy gets. No matter how much he begs. Dream stopped caring a long, long time ago.
The day he loses the last of his blonde fur, Tommy decides he's not going to lie down and take it anymore. He runs away, only to find himself in another pack's territory. . . and he has no idea what they're going to do with him once they find him.
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Little Fledgling Don't Drink the Blood by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 May 2022
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Tommy didn't expect it to be so easy to pass himself off as a vampire. Apparently, the head of the Courier Wings coven is broody and has a habit of stealing fledgling vampires for a few hours.
OR a 5+1 fic of human tommy not even trying to hide he's not a vampire from the rest of sbi who accidentally adopted him and won't tell him to hit the bricks
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- Part 6 of dsmp/mcyt works of mine
- Part 1 of how many vamps does it take to find a human?
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19 Feb 2026
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He can feel discomfort flaring in his arms.
The pose he holds is becoming too difficult.
As he sits in a large crystal terrarium, open for all to see in the ballroom, Tommy wants nothing more than to just curl up and hide from the burning eyes of party goers.
But Tommy cannot do that. He cannot move, he cannot speak, he cannot do anything but hold his arms up and look pretty. The punishment would be far worse than this for doing so.
Bright blue hyacinths bloom from his arms and drape over his back and shoulders. Large bunches he grew earlier coat the mossy terrarium floor.
Dream wasn't very happy with the flower choice he grew, but he couldn't change it. Only able to scoff with the promise of a future punishment for after the party.
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Gh!Tommy with SBI, fluff, and angst :)
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