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    “Look,” Nina says. Inej has startled her badly enough that she’s made a mess of her eyeliner – the wing on her right eye careens wildly to one side.

     

    “I’m all for reclaiming your sexuality. Seriously. Two thumbs up from me. But, honestly, Inej, does it have to be with the most emotionally unavailable man you know?”

     

    “Well, who would you suggest?”

     

    Nina’s eyes bulge. “Oh, I don’t know, literally anyone with a pulse and a conscience?”

     

    “Kaz has –

     

    “We don’t know that,” Nina says sternly.

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    “I’d like to remind you that calling any emergency service - including a hero - without reasonable cause is a felony that will prohibit you from obtaining your hero’s license,” Aizawa warned, watching some of the grins be wiped off some of his students’ faces.

    His face softened as he looked around at the faces of the problem children who’d weaseled their way into his life over the course of the semester before continuing in a far less harsh tone.

    “... That being said, I’m not just a pro hero. As much as I might hate it -” he didn’t - “you’ve all weaseled your way into my day-to-day life, so while I expect you to contact me in case of an emergency, I’m also willing to help if there’s something less severe that you think appropriate to contact me over.”

    Huffing, Aizawa picked up his lesson plan for the day, then grabbed an eraser and wiped his cell number from the chalkboard, preparing for the next lesson and hoping against all hope he hadn’t just made a mistake.

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    Aizawa gives his cell number out to the problem kids (for emergencies), and might (not) regret it when they contact him about more.

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    31 Dec 2019

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    06 Sep 2019

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    Innocences have their own wants, personalities, souls - Allen doesn't understand what's so strange about this. But then, he's always been able to see them. (Series of oneshots through the manga. Mostly canon-compliant. Eventually turns AU.)

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    01 Aug 2016

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    Of course he's going to fancy the Herald of sodding Andraste. Of course. Good job, Dorian, well done, he tells himself, in a voice that is trying to sound like his father's but that for some reason lands squarely on Alexius'. Your Ancestors would be proud to know you're at least not aiming low in all your disgraceful deviance.

    (In which Dorian’s potential lover is currently the most famous man in all Thedas, having grown up in Tevinter makes for some awful emotional baggage, and the mere idea of holding hands in public drives him up every single wall in Skyhold.)

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    09 Feb 2015