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    burn your draft card, we're going to hell by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    03 Nov 2023

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    “You are all descended from General Yoda?” Cody asks.

    “Did I not tell you?” The General asks.

    No, he did fucking not.

    “Oh. My apologies, then. This whole situation must have been absolutely baffling. Yes, the Council stuck the Count with us because we’re the rest of his lineage. They feel that he is less likely to turn tail if he feels like he has a party he needs to protect.”

    When asked if he’d wanted the 104th or the 212th, Cody should have said the 104th.

    “Cody? Are you upset, dear?”

    (In the last year of the war, Count Dooku snaps and changes sides. He wants Sidious crushed, and he knows just how to ruin him. First, however, he needs to get his hands on the only one who knows what Sidious is truly capable of. Thankfully, his lineage is there to help, regardless of whether they or their unhappy Clone Commanders want to or not.)

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    red lanterns by for Mythmaker

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    21 Oct 2022

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    “I don’t know that Maul hates me,” Obi-Wan admits. “I think he is in pain, and I think that I am both the cause and a convenient outlet for that pain, so that if I am hurting, then he is not hurting alone anymore. If he hated me as much as he claims to, then he would have killed me long, long ago.”

    Cody understands. Maybe.

    “I want to talk to him,” he says.
    “Then talk to him,” Obi-Wan says. “But do me a favor?”
    Cody looks up into his jedi’s eyes.
    “Don’t fall in love with him,” Obi-Wan says.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Rope's End by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    23 May 2024

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    Of all the dangers that could befall a post-captain in the Coruscant Navy in the first months of a new commission, happening across a Geonosian man of war was bad; a run-in with pirates was worse; and any encounter with the pirate known as Kenobi was the most lethal by far.

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    Or, a Pirate AU.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Unacceptable Topics of Conversation by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    17 Jan 2022

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    Murderbot gives SecUnit 3 a haircut. They discuss the governor module.

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    I Wish I Could Punch You In The Typeface by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    23 Jul 2025

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    ‘I’m not illiterate,' I said, defensively. ‘I can read.’

    I know you can read, said ART. We read One Hundred Light-Years of Solitude together last week and your analysis was very insightful. It paused. It never occurred to me that you might not be able to generate written messages in hardspace.

    It's Iris' birthday, and everyone really wants SecUnit to sign her card. There's just one small problem with that.

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    11 Feb 2026