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The thing was, Robert never shot him down. Sure, he was their boss, it made sense that he’d be at least professionally polite to them—but this was not a normal working environment. He was in charge of a team of partially-reformed supervillains. The dispatchers weren’t supposed to be nice to them! They weren’t supposed to… to tell them they did a good job, or give them pep talks, or… talk to them like a person, when everyone else treated them like an asset at best and a dubiously-defused bomb at worst.
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Sonar asks Robert out.
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24 Feb 2026
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Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.
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18 Feb 2026
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Flustering A Stone Wall
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Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
[Or: different times Z-Team has accidentally flustered Robert through displays of care]- Language:
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18 Feb 2026
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[ART] Put this feral man in your pocket by stoatsaystotalmisplay
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Why should Robert get up when there's a perfectly good boyfriend he can ask right there?
-At the Del Taco, a drunk and concussed Robert uses puppy eyes on Flambae.
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17 Feb 2026
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"This okay?" Mike presses his fingers down, ever so slightly. Will inhales sharply and nods, but strangely, Mike isn't satisfied. Because of this, he says something so, so stupid—
"Can you use your words for me?"
Another sharp noise escapes Will. Mike stiffens, tugging his hands away as he mentally calculates the flight cost for a one-way trip from New York to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, until Will leans back into his hands with a soft sigh.
"Yeah," he says, softly. "Yeah, it's— it's good."
When Mike touches the back of Will’s neck, Will loses himself. Mike, obviously, decides to abuse this.
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- Part 2 of between the sheets
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15 Feb 2026
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“I want you to tell him why you're so upset," Vecna says, and Will swears he sees the curl of a smile in the webbed scars of his face. “I want to watch you lose him.”
(Or, Will is forced by Vecna to confess his feelings to Mike, with a slow burn aftermath. Alternate Season 5.)
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08 Feb 2026
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Hand under my sweatshirt (Baby, kiss it better) by psychotic_fangirl369
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Nov 2025
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Will looked up.
Mike was frozen mid–chew, a piece of pasta hanging stupidly from his fork. His eyes were wide, fixed on Will’s chest.
On the hoodie.
On his hoodie.
The moment stretched like elastic. Mike blinked once. Twice. Then the blush hit - an immediate, fierce red crawling up his neck to the tips of his ears.
“Oh,” he croaked, voice cracking.
Will blinked. “Oh?”
“That’s, um, that’s…” Mike swallowed hard. “That’s my hoodie.”
Will felt heat rush to his own face. “Uh. Yeah. Sorry. I… I forgot to return it. I’ll give it back later.”
“No!” Mike squeaked, far too loudly. He cleared his throat violently. “I mean, you don’t have to. I’m not, like, I don’t need it. You can, um. Keep it. If you want.”
💕💕💕
Will borrows Mike’s hoodie once. Then twice. Then it becomes…a whole thing.
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07 Feb 2026
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“I… I need you to wake up now, though, okay?” Mike whispered, his hand sliding from Will’s hair down to the side of his neck, thumb brushing tenderly along his jawline. “I need my best friend to be conscious so we can both geek out over how fucking awesome that was—”
Despite everything, he caught himself smiling, imagining the conversation they’d have about how cool Will’s... development had been.
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Mike loves Will so ferociously it scares him sometimes, and he cannot fathom going another day without him knowing.
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06 Feb 2026
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Problem Solving and Accidental Matchmaking: A Guide by Dustin Henderson by plsdontmakemecry
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Jan 2026
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“That is dumb.” She blinked. “I do not care if Will brings a boy. Will is Will. He is kind. He should be able to go with us and a boy and have fun.”
“Exactly!” Dustin snaps. “Which is why I’m asking Will to be my prom date!”
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Dustin Henderson has a plan.
It is a good plan.
The fact that it may cause emotional fallout, accidental matchmaking, and unforeseen consequences is not his fault.- Language:
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27 Jan 2026
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“I—I would tell you.” He says reflexively, but he doesn’t take it back. The words are true. He hears Mike’s breath catch and his hand twitches. “I just wouldn’t want you to– to pity me. Or see me… differently.”
“I would never.” The response is instant. “You’re strong. I’d never pity you. I… god, how do I explain?” Mike turns his body to face Will head on and grabs his hand properly. Will feels a shiver run through him, but he squeezes back all the same. “I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry, for what you’ve been through, whatever it is. But it would never, never make me look at you differently.”
“Promise?”
“I promise."
Or: Will breaks down after the events at the MAC Z and trusts Mike to help him pick up the pieces.
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26 Jan 2026
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A Bite to Back Up Your Bark and Other Ways to Celebrate Your Anniversary by pervertanarchy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2026
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Omegas are rarely able to leave permanent mating bites of their own. Alastor knows he can. Nobody else believes him, of course, but Alastor knows better.
He is also a bit of an overachiever.
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20 Jan 2026
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“The name of the man who runs the syndicate is Corbeau.” There’s a slight waver in your voice as you say his name, and it makes you pause before you suck a breath in. “He’s… stubborn, has big ambitions, and often doesn’t know when to quit while he’s ahead. A natural leader and a great Pokémon trainer to boot.”
“You speak as if you know him quite well,” AZ replies, a knowing smile tugging on his lips.
“We used to date,” you deadpan.
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You live and work at Hotel Z as their gardener, having grown to care for AZ and the team like they're your family. Hence why Taunie ending up in debt with the local mob is so alarming to you. But it's not just her debt that's the problem. No, it's the fact that the boss she owes money to just so happens to be your ex-boyfriend.
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11 Jan 2026
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Corbeau's (Not So) Secret Admirer by Gem_Alawas
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
09 Jan 2026
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Corbeau arrives in his office one morning, and there's something unusual on his desk. Few would dare to do this, and fewer would care to. The culprit tried to be subtle, but he knows exactly who left this for him.
Corbeau is the type to get even, and he has every intention of doing so.
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10 Jan 2026
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a heavenly, hellish housemate by defectivevillain (defectivehero)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 May 2024
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“If you’re my guardian angel, then why are you so…?” you break off.
“Devilishly handsome?” the angel winks.
“I was going to say ‘sleazy,’” you frown.
“Okay, that’s not the right way to say ‘Wow, thank you so much for saving my life. I don’t know what I’d do without you, Adam, you’re so sexy and badass,'” he scoffs.
After Adam acts up yet again, Sera decides to assign him guardian angel duty. Adam is pissed, but he goes along with it and starts to look out for you: the human he’s tasked with protecting. He has no intention of ever actually meeting you, but when he saves you from death, he finds himself stuck on Earth with you.
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10 Jan 2026
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So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.
It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.
[An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]
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- Part 1 of Moonlight Sonata
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08 Jan 2026
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The Songs That Cut Through Our Static by nogood_nobody
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
20 Dec 2022
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All the moments between you and Alastor, both the good and the bad, blur in your mind like the soothing white noise of static. But there's still a few songs from your memory that push through loud and clear.
A collection of somewhat related one shots written for Fictober 2022 mainly focusing on Alastor and the sinner he's chosen to keep around for entertainment. They clearly aren't here for any other reason. Of course.
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08 Jan 2026
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Place for me to archive all my Hazbin related headcanon posts from my tumblr. Tone ranges from diabetes fluff to filthy sin.
BE AWARE that while these are mostly xReader content, I do discuss background/past relationships like StaticMoth, RadioStatic, Lucilith, Rosie's many dead husbands, etc.
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04 Jan 2026
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The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
“No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.
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22 Dec 2025
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Throughout his life and afterlife Alastor has come to realize that he is rather slow when it comes to matters of the heart. In life, he knew not what being in love meant. And in death, it took him far too long to realize when he’d finally stumbled into that elusive, unknown affliction of the heart. His soul was traded for love without him even having fully realized it. It is only after things come to a head in a tangled mess between himself, the Queen of Hell, her King, and that old pal of his that he can choose for himself what to do with this feeling.
And apparently, that choice is to somehow manage to simultaneously maintain relations with two difficult to handle men despite having a grand total of zero relationship experience prior to this point.
He never claimed that his choice had to be a good one…
It seemed that he does not fall into love easy. But once he does… the feeling was guarded jealously in his chest.
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- Part 1 of In the Garden of Sinners
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17 Dec 2025
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The Sound of You by charmingdemonbelle for captivatedintrovert
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Nov 2025
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“How about this? Anytime you start feeling shy, I want you to say my name.”
“A bit egotistical, don’t you think?” Alastor asks, momentarily regaining his verbal footing, but then something changes in Lucifer’s eyes that has Alastor’s throat clicking around a swallow.
“I’m not the king of pride for nothing, baby,” Lucifer purrs, pressing another kiss against Alastor’s skin before releasing his hand. His golden eyes are bright with mischief. “Now, where were we?”
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Alastor finds making noise during sex embarasing. Fortunately for him, Lucifer has an idea. Inspired by a prompt by captivatedintrovert.
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15 Dec 2025