InsomniaAndTea
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Just Let Me Decorate, Dammit! by InsomniaAndTea
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV, Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
04 Apr 2025
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Yu Heywood is many things, but perhaps most notably, the Warrior of Light. Or Darkness, depending on who you asked. A master of martial and magical discipline. A world traveler, in several different ways. Scourge of the Ascians, friend to the First Brood, explorer of Allagan mysteries, honored guest of the beloved Crystal Exarch. The one who defied the Final Days.
A really damn good craftsman, not that anyone ever remembers that.
All of those are a moot point when, yet again, someone reaches out across time and space to yank her somewhere else. This time, however, she doesn't know why she, specifically, was called. Or why she was summoned to a school on a world that isn't even a Shard of her own. Not that she cares, precisely; there was no world ending danger when she left her world, and there doesn't seem to be any here.
Meaning she's free to focus solely on fixing up the old dorm she's been shoved into and enjoying a vacation! Sure, she might befriend some of the locals, but how much trouble can a bunch of students really get in to?
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Dana has found her way back to Night Vale. Someone is there to greet her.
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Now I'm thinking that maybe, they met by the sea. Or in grade school. Or maybe at a coffee shop. But that never was right, now was it?
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From the kink meme: "For as long as there’s been Night Vale; there’s been Cecil. There has always been a soothing voice carried over the sand wastes and scrublands. Always"
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An atmospheric piece about heat and a lack of sleep.
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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27 Jan 2026
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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26 Jan 2026
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The Best Laid Plans by Loralei_Dawson
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
10 May 2019
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The Planet makes a simple plan, but chooses a complicated hero.
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- 10/10
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18 Jan 2026
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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12 Jan 2026
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Civilian Besties, Professional Enemies by katydid for MelancholysSunshine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2021
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All for One accidentally becomes best friends with All Might on social media. Between swapping work advice and parenting Izuku together, their friendship careens like a runaway train toward the inevitable wreck.
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- Part 42 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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19 Dec 2025