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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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Pidgin of Gestures by Florentium for Treegoats
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2022
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After returning from Skagos with Rickon Stark in tow, Wex is reunited with his much-changed lord.
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13 Feb 2026
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The Best Song Yet To Come by Treegoats for edwardcourtenay
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jan 2023
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Wex and Theon meet again.
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12 Feb 2026
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The Crow by Treegoats for Tsundoku (Lils_White)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jan 2026
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Eight years later into summer, tragedy was averted, and House Stark is prosperous, happy and safe. All is well! Only young Bran keeps having strange visions, and their slightly off-putting ward seems to have taken a strange interest in him, as well...
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11 Feb 2026
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a rope and a pack of pizzas by puchikko
Fandoms: ヴァ二タスの手記 - 望月淳 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas - Mochizuki Jun (Manga), ヴァニタスの手記 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas (Anime)
16 Apr 2022
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Nine at night, as per usual, he walks in. He being the man who, without fail, would pop in right before closing time and purchase the most obscene items Noé had ever witnessed. One time, the man plopped something on the conveyor belt Noé didn’t even know the store sold. He rung him up, as usual, and never got the chance to ask - the man left as quickly as he had come. Noé desperately wished to have a name to connect the man with, but every time he got close to asking, the guy had gone.
Or, Noé works at a grocery store and Vanitas buys weird shit every night.
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06 Feb 2026
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Never Time Travel With Your Ex by Dioranelle
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
26 Jan 2026
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Of all the people Zuko could’ve ended up time-traveling with, it had to be his Fire Nation–hating ex-boyfriend.
And in Ba Sing Se, of all places.
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- Part 8 of unconnected Zuko time travel stories
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04 Feb 2026