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“So,” Lucy said.
“So,” George parroted.
“The usual?”
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
18 Feb 2023
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This!! Was even better than I imagined it was going to be!!
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Draco breaks a cup, and one thing leads to another. A story of redemption, tattoos, dreams, mistakes, green eyes, long conversations, and copious amounts of coffee.
Set in New York twelve years after the war.
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- English
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- 253,826
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- 42/42
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
01 Jun 2021
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How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Series
- Part 1 of Spectrum
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- English
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- 312,286
- Chapters:
- 51/51
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- 155
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
25 May 2021
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so ducking sweet and heart warming and loving and i love it so goddamn much
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Remus Lupin has a congenital heart defect, and is awaiting an available heart for transplant. Sirius Black is an immature twenty-something, living with a couple other immature twenty-somethings. Both are obsessed with the same obscure book, which becomes their coping mechanism for navigating their instant and torrid love affair. Life, they discover, is precarious at best, but from each other, they learn how to make it something that's worth living.
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- English
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- 87,051
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
14 May 2021
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fully sobbed over this, such a good read
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
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- English
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- 409,773
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 87
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- 3,982
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
06 May 2021
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words can’t describe how hard i’ve cried at this and how much i truly love it
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Snape gets a surprise when Voldemort sends him on a quest to fetch Merlin’s wand.
Or, Harry always did have the unfortunate tendency to say the wrong thing at the wrong time.
***Do not repost my works without my express permission***
Don’t copy to another site- Language:
- English
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- 64,930
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 5
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- 472
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
06 Apr 2021
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Harry is merlin!! love love love
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Hermione Granger couldn’t help but think that no matter how difficult they had all figured rebuilding their society would be, no one was expecting anything quite like this. It was another stark reminder that just when things were finally starting to level out, they would never truly have peace and stability. Her entire life in the magical world had been full of shocks and stumbles, and this one seemed like the biggest of them all.
A post-war Dramione marriage law fic... with a twist!
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Granger corners him one last time, pulling that bloody envelope from her robes. He lets it fall into his open palm. "You know the rules, don't you?" "Only for when I'm at my lowest point," he says. "And after I open it, I go straight to you." Ten years later, and he's falling in love with her.
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- 14,706
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- 1/1
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- 172
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
28 Feb 2021
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heartbreakingly beautiful
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When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner.
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- Part 1 of DoT!verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 715,940
- Chapters:
- 154/154
- Collections:
- 124
- Comments:
- 8,234
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- 28,045
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
19 Feb 2021
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4 books, fucking godly
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 184,441
- Chapters:
- 162/162
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 7,661
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- 21,449
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
09 Feb 2021
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On Punching Gods and Absentee Dads by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Apr 2020
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Harry finds out that his dad is alive, has been the whole time. Instead of being overjoyed, Harry's disgusted. His dad left earth and abandoned his friends. Every painful thing he's ever gone through can be traced back to one man. Now Harry's got super strength he can't control and an almost unnecessary amount of magical power. His dad might be living it up with the Avengers now but not for long. With the help of his friends, Harry comes up with a plan for revenge. Get ready Avengers, Harry's out to punch a god.
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- English
- Words:
- 246,843
- Chapters:
- 56/56
- Collections:
- 84
- Comments:
- 11,622
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- 1,115,538
Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
29 Jan 2021
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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- English
- Words:
- 66,238
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 2,567
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- 17,831
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
24 Jan 2021
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absolutely fuckin beautiful honestly
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The Future Is My Past; The Past Is My Future by darkseraphina
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 May 2016
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When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Ianthe Potter had no idea how much it would change her life. Her godfather was unwilling to leave her in the control of Dumbledore or at the mercy of the Ministry or the fickle public. It shouldn't have been surprise that a Marauder would blackmail his way into a court appearance. Or get all up in Dumbledore's business. Or bring the wrath of the Wizard's Council and the ICW on the Ministry.
It was definitely a surprise when, six years later, Sirius Black died killing Tom Riddle, called Voldemort.
Ianthe has never been on the simply lay down and accept a wrong; to bow her head to circumstance. What was a little thing like changing history to Lady Ianthe Potter, the daughter and goddaughter of Marauders?
Changing the past is surprisingly easy. Living it might just be harder. Especially when the lives she changed to save the future collide with the one she now lives, thirty years in the past.
Ianthe Potter no longer exists, but Ophelia Manus does. Her past is gone, lost to a future that will never - please, Magic - come to pass. But she has a future in this new past - and, if Orion Black has anything to say about it, she might just have someone to share it with.
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
23 Jan 2021
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
11 Dec 2020
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Sometimes, when Derek gets off work early, there’s a pleasant surprise waiting for him.
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- Part 2 of Asexual Derek
Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
03 Apr 2018
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Sex positive asexual!!!!!
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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- 18
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- 6,665
Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
02 Jan 2018
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the heir of something or other by dirgewithoutmusic for xiaoguban
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2015
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When kids in the Slytherin Common Room tossed jeers at the pudgy feet of Millicent Bulstrode, Harry rose up to do something about it. This Harry, now one of Snape’s own, got fewer House points lost but many more detentions– it had never been the colors on his hem that Severus hated.
This was not wishing Harry an easy path. This was not wishing the boy a warm House. This was Harry, three weeks in, sleep deprived and considering running away and going back to Privet Drive. This was Harry in the back of Potions class, blank-faced under Snape’s disdain the way he’d perfected under the Dursleys’s torments.
When Quirrell shouted “troll in the dungeons, thought you ought to know,” and Harry overheard that there was a girl in the bathroom crying, he still ran off to make sure she got out okay. He hesitated first, at the back of the little pack of Slytherin first years (at the back so that no one could get behind him)– he hesitated.
And Millicent Bulstrode, who could never quite keep her tummy tucked in enough, could never brush all the cat hair off her robes, never quite keep her temper in check, hesitated, too.
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- Part 5 of boy with a scar
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,305
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 22
- Comments:
- 653
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- 16,774
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- 3,096
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
02 Jan 2018
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the family evans by dirgewithoutmusic for darkersoltice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2015
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What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?
Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).
Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes—she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.
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- Part 4 of boy with a scar
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,529
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 32
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- 1,046
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- 6,663
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Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
02 Jan 2018
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no place like home by dirgewithoutmusic for Elennare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2015
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When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.
The applicable staff (mostly just… not Snape) took Harry in on a rotating schedule as he grew from baby to toddler to child. They traded extra credit for babysitting among the older students, and Harry grew up knowing a few dozen different laps that were safe and warm to nap in.
This was a Harry who grew up among books, among old transient walls and learned professors. They gave Binns night duty sometimes, and let him talk young Harry to sleep. This was a Harry whose world changed, on principle, daily. The stairs moved. The walls became doors. You had to keep your eyes open–you had to pay attention. So he did.
He grew up in a school. Knowledge was power, but knowledge was also joy. This was his sanctuary. There was magic in his world from birth.
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- Part 3 of boy with a scar
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“Would it help if I blew you?”
“What?” Derek sputters. There is no way he heard that right. No way would Stiles Stilinski be asking him if he wanted a-
“Blow job.”
That.Bookmarked by ThisIsUnicorn (InsertWittyUsername)
07 Aug 2016