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Watching Our Stars Align by ClarkeStetler
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Mar 2025
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There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile. -
Opposites Eventually Attract by Pandamomochan
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
30 Oct 2016
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16 Feb 2026
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A delightful series this is, I loved every moment of this 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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All My Love by crieslikeafool
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Sandman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
09 Feb 2026
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“You don't because you are really hard to catch.” The woman chuckled, putting a hand on Bruce's knee. “It's not everyday that I see a soul like yours. Gripping onto life with all its got.”
Oh.
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Or, in the deepest nights, Bruce has the kindest chat of his life.
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tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
05 Jun 2016
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It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.
Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)
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03 Feb 2026
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who's dating professor wayne? by thegonekid
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
29 Jan 2026
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📌 [January 26] Faculty Lounge Announcement
PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT NOTICE
It has come to the administration’s attention that certain members of the teaching staff have been very busy inventing romantic storylines involving their colleagues—including, but not limited to, wild allegations of cheating.
While we appreciate creativity, we must remind everyone that the Faculty Lounge is not an appropriate venue for speculative investigative journalism.
Please refrain from discussing colleagues’ private lives during work hours. Yes, this includes “innocent” speculation over coffee, Prof. Barry Allen.
— Office of the Dean
Clark Kent is taken. Bruce Wayne, by some miracle of the universe, is also taken. What their co-workers don't know is that they're taken by each other.
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- Part 2 of campus romance subplot