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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    “Ilya?” He’s breathless, barely whispering. That's obviously Ilya but at the same time not at all. His hair looks different, his face looks… Older. There are little wrinkles next to his eyes and Shane's head hurts at how unfamiliar they look.
    “Oh. You weren’t joking.” Is all Ilya supplies, his face serious as he carefully scans Shane's body with his eyes. “You look… Young. I did not expect that.”
    “And you're old. What the fuck?”

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    Shane gets hurt on the ice after a bad hit from Boston’s Cliff Marlow, and promptly passes out. When he wakes up, it is ten years later, and he’s in an unfamiliar bed.

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    The hollanov time travel fic. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    @ottawacentaurs
    Shane Hollander ranks hockey players; number five will surprise you!

    “Who’s the third?” Shane asked with seemingly genuine confusion.
    “What?”
    “The third player.” Shane clarified, “In the big three of active players? I mean it’s me and Ilya, right?”
    Amelia nodded mutely whilst Luca Haas, who had been asked the question, stared at Shane with wide eyes.
    “So, who’s the third?” Shane’s face took on a contemplative look.
    “Scott Hunter?” Amelia said with confusion.
    “Hunter?” Shane looked surprised. “Why?”
    Across the room Roz let out a bark of laughter.

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    22 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 96

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    “He’d probably wear a rash guard on the beach because too much sunlight would kill him.” Ilya murmured on their drive over the private resort. He had an obnoxious Hawaiian shirt on that shifted with every slight wind that came from the rolled down window.

    “You’d hate him for doing anything, it’s honestly impressive.” Sasha snorted in laughter. He really admired Ilya’s dedication to finding things to be annoyed about.

    “He makes it easy.” Ilya resorted to his default response.

    Five times Sasha meets his boyfriend’s work enemy, Shane Hollander, and the one time he meets his ex’s husband, who is also Shane Hollander.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “Ilya–” Shane breathed, high and wheezy. “You can’t– You can’t leave me! Please, God, please, don’t take him. Please, please, I can’t lose– I can’t–”

    A blaring alarm yanked him out of his panic like a fish out of water. He shot upright, flailing his limbs that were caught in something soft. Blurred splashes of colour steadily painted a picture of a bedroom he’d recognise anywhere. It was brighter now, light pouring in through partially shut curtains. His breath was heavy and he struggled making sense of how the hell he’d ended up in bed when just a moment ago, Ilya had–

    “Hollander.” Ilya slurred, narrowing his eyes at him. “Turn that thing off.”

     

    Or, Shane is stuck in a time loop that resets whenever his fiancé dies.

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  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    "The person who broke your heart. It's me, right?"

    "What?"

    "You said you came back after your boyfriend broke your heart."

    Ilya mustered his (hopefully) most believable blank face, not showing any kind weakness or nervousness that might confirm Baby Shane's suspicion. This should be easy, he was Russian after all. "Your tendency to blurt out the most ridiculous accusations will never cease to amaze me, Hollander."

    "So it was me."

    "..." Fuck.

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    After Ilya and Shane's fight in chapter 22 in The Long Game, Ilya wakes up 12 years in the past.

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