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I Bite At the Hand That Feeds Me/Slap At the Face That Eats Me by ImAWhoreForTimeTravel
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Apr 2020
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Crowley didn’t regret falling. He never belonged in Heaven. Though, he didn’t belong in Hell.
No one wanted him in either.
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of perma-death, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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15 Jan 2026
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Five times where Death beckons them, and once where he comes when he is called.
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- Part 2 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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11 Jan 2026
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In a world where rain kills and invisible predators roam, isolation is survival. But without connection, society decays. Jayce dreams of reforging lost bonds—of uniting humanity in ways even the old world never could.
But he only holds half the key. The other belongs to a scientist from another city. A man with a painful secret. A man who will tear Jayce’s life apart... and piece it back together.
Again. And again. And again.
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- Part 1 of Arcane Death Stranding AU
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09 Jan 2026
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“We can make a deal. I get you a job at Family Video, with me and Robin. And I can’t make any promises, but I can try to help you study. I’ll be useless with English but I wasn’t completely horrible at math. I do that, and you just have to stop dealing and look out for the kids when they’re at school.”
Munson’s eyes narrowed slightly. “You want to help me get a job and help me graduate?”
“If it helps the kids, yes.”---
A Pre-Season 4/Season 4 rewrite with Family Video employee Eddie, Mama Bear Steve, Vecna-ed Steve, plenty of angst, more than one sexuality crisis, Wayne adopting every sad teen he finds, and a happy ending for everyone (except Jason and Vecna). Trigger warnings at the start of every chapter.
EDIT 2/27/2024 - I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THE SALE OF BOOK/FICBINDING OF THIS FANFICTION. I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THE SALE OF THIS FIC IN ANY FORMAT. ALL CHARACTERS/PLACES/THEMES ARE THE PROPERTY OF THE ORIGINAL CREATOR(S), THIS WORK IS JUST FOR FUN, NOT FOR ANY SORT OF PROFIT.
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17 Dec 2025
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Twenty years before the Emersons came to Santa Carla, the Lost Boys staked their master, Max. The city has changed a lot since the bad old days, and with less vampires around there's plenty more entertainment on the boardwalk. Michael is more than just a meal, and Sam's got some weird friends convinced Santa Carla is run by aliens. Nothing is ever going to be normal here.
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28 Oct 2025