Idris_of_Edolas
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Jack and Jill go up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
One gets sacrificed, the other summons a demon, and their parents are horrifically murdered, not necessarily in that order.
And then, you know, this happens.
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- Part 1 of That Butler, Drabbling
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What if the Doctor never ran away?
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Being dead isn't as easy as Nick Wilde thought it would be. Chased by government agents, shadowy black ops, and mammals with supernatural abilities, the poor fox has never had it so rough. At least he has the bunny cop on his side. What the hell is an Eidolon, anyway? Gore, death, and lots of screaming. Looking for interested betas and/or coauthors.
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Bookmarked by Idris_of_Edolas
26 Aug 2024
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Fell in love with this a long time ago. Saving it now, for posterity.
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You remember that Dos Exxes Beer commercial, don't you?
Bookmarked by Idris_of_Edolas
07 Aug 2024
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Read this aloud to myself six times in six (yes, six) different accents. It sounds best in Continental Spanish, by the way, as it was always meant to be read.
(Don't do Irish unless you've had as many Dos Equis as I've used accents. Irish accents are for poetry, song, humour, and barfights, not for sebastian being sexy.)
(....well. i say sexy.)
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Quite by accident, Vimes finds Vetinari in a bit of a predicament as he negotiates with some "foreign ambassadors". Unfortunately, it's not the sort of predicament that one necessarily escapes unscathed. Vetinari is predictably Vetinari about it all, and Vimes just doesn't hold with that sort of thing.
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15 Jun 2024
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on the difference between heat and light by malfaisant
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2019
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Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.
“Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”
“I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.
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14 Jun 2024
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Vimes thought: What information are you gathering, Vetinari? You didn’t tell me not to tell anyone else, other than keeping it out of the paper. Are you testing me? Haven’t you already tested me? Do you want to see what I do, who I tell, how I proceed? How many moves ahead do you think I can think—do you want me to think? You didn’t hide how you felt. Did you? You always hide how you feel. Is this what you feel? How can I tell? Why is this different? Is this different? Am I overthinking this because… because of…
Vimes said: “Will that be all, sir?”
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30 Jan 2024