Icantwriteforanything
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Tale of apprentice that woke up and knew nothing.
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Well, the lack of the Leiftan fics made me write one myself. Don't take it too seriously I wrote it mostly for fun and myself and wanted to get some feedback on my writing, so yeah...
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I'm doin' it for all of us (who never got the chance) by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Feb 2026
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At the age of 23, in sorrow and agony, eyes burning with resentment and contempt for her husband, Aemma Arryn, Queen Consort of Westeros, granddaughter of monarchs, and daughter of House Arryn, passed away. Her cries of despair would always haunt the walls of the Red Keep.
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Aemma Arryn would have liked to remain dead.
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When Aemma gets the chance to do things differently, she won't sacrifice another life to Viserys (Jaehaerys' reign AU)
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Of Roads Less Traveled By by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Mar 2014
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When Fili asks if Bilbo had a spouse waiting for him back in The Shire, it ends with unforeseen complications.
Or: That AU in which Bilbo is actually Fili and Kili's uncle by marriage and no one knew a thing about it.
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07 Jun 2023
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Angst ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Deep in the dungeons of the Kingdom of Erebor, in an old, unused storeroom, lived a hobbit.
In which Bilbo Baggins is a thief, and in way over his head.
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Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan.
First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin's council isn't trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry.
Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo's rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn't if he hadn't possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir... and Dáin just might still be scheming something.
Fortunately, if there's one thing hobbits are good at, it's growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.
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- Part 1 of Garden in the Mountain
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An Unexpected Addition by karategal
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
11 Mar 2013
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All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.
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- Part 1 of A Hobbit in the Lonely Mountain