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To Take and Give, What We Think We Don't Deserve by IamtheProxy
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
04 Apr 2023
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Her words spark something inside of him, a hope he'd long since buried.
"Thy speaketh of becoming… consorts?"
"Yes, Morgott. I would have us wed in front of the entire Capitol, and all its people. With me, as I am, and you, as you are right now. Horns, tail and all."
(Don't let this fool you, this is 11k words of smut)
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Ryan really noticed it on a Tuesday.
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“Gummy bears are not a full meal.” Connor explained, "I decided it would be best if I pointed this out to you in the hopes you might ingest something with more nutrients and less unfavorable substances."
Gavin froze. Was this little fucker seriously raggin' on him about how he's been eating for the past couple of days? Fuck that noise.
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A prompt I found on Tumblr that interested me. By Unblockingwritersblock prompt #589 - "Gummy Bears are not a full meal." -
You Are Not Your Past by IamtheProxy
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
15 Oct 2016
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Jack never wanted this. He didn't want to die (twice) and he most certainly never asked to be given this much responsibility. But what are you supposed to do when the moon ends up deciding your fate? How can you say no to the moon?
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Two halves of the same idiot by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
30 Jul 2025
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To welcome a guest it to receive a blessing. At least that's what the old wisdom claimed.
Instead, Henry found himself boiling over with emotions he didn’t dare name when a handsome lord visited Rattay and took an immediate liking to Hans.
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19 Feb 2026
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A highborn spy with more charm than good sense finds himself seeking refuge in an unlikely place.
But in a war where names can kill and loyalty costs blood, trust might become the deadliest risk of all.
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17 Feb 2026
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Hynce first found out about Henry when he was eight years old.
He didn’t mean to pry into Father’s private belongings, but while browsing the contents of the bookshelves he came across a prettily painted wooden box and, well, he couldn’t not open it.
It contained a stack of letters penned undoubtedly by Father’s hand.
All started with: “My dearest, Henry”~***~
Hans's son spends years reading unsent letters from Hans to a mysterious friend named Henry.
At last, he decides to set off in search for him.- Language:
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10 Feb 2026
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Birdhouse in your soul by Good_old_fashioned_lover_girl
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Nov 2025
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Sir Hans Capon has grown into a lonely man. Sad, bitter, and far from the happy, mindless Lordling he used to be; having never found anyone to ever truly love him.
Until Rattay gets a new Captain of the Guards. Henry of Skalitz- quiet, hardened by years of endless battles; having never met anyone to love after losing his home.
They meet. And, throughout the months, they bring each other back to life again.
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23 Jan 2026
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Hans Capon has no shortage of enemies who threaten his greatest secret. Will his undoing be a meddling uncle, a bride who knows too much, or the Royal Chamberlain with his clever schemes?
Leaving the ashes of Suchdol behind, Hans and Henry ride east—eager to outrun duty, wedding bells, and perhaps even Lady Fortuna herself.
But a trail of stolen silver and a missing horse soon drag them back into a war that refuses to end, even without a king on the throne.
How long can Hans and Hal keep their love hidden? And when it comes to light—will it be enough to hold them together, or will the world tear them apart?
This fic follows Lord of the Distant Isles but can be read on its own. Updates Sundays (or Mondays) and Fridays.
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- Part 2 of Lord of the Distant Isles Series
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17 Jan 2026