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    Dick Grayson sees a random kid perform the Flying Grayson's quadruple somersault at a third rate circus. So obviously, he does the sensible thing: joins a suspicious circus under his legal name while his family watches in morbid curiosity and horror.

    Because subtlety is for people who didn’t grow up performing death-defying acts thirty feet in the air.

    Years of crime-fighting prepared him for anything—except maybe sudden, accidental fatherhood. That’s a whole new kind of high-wire act.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    (you've read ch3/?)

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    As Peter lay there, gasping for breath and trying to clear his mind, the green haze persisted, swirling around him like a sinister fog. He coughed and sputtered, wiping the remnants of the acrid goop from his mouth and eyes, struggling to make sense of his surroundings.

    Slowly, painfully, he pushed himself up, his muscles protesting with every movement. His head throbbed with a dull ache, and his vision swam as he tried to take stock of his surroundings.

    This wasn't Queens.

    This wasn't home.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    (you're on ch6/?)

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    Peter was always told not to take candy from strangers. Why didn't anyone warn him about taking golden apples from a god?

    Or: Peter meets Thor and Loki before they head off to find their father -- everything is different.

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    28 May 2024

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    (you're on chapter 3/6, updated thus far at 3)

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    When the panopticon falls, Jon manages to send his consciousness back in time. But when he opens his eyes, he finds that the body he is in is not his own.

    aka time travel fix-it but Jon accidently possesses Elias and has to try to save everyone while dealing with his friends' hate, mistrust and the occasional assassination attempt

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    21 Jun 2025

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  5. Rec 49

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    The last thing Jon expected after the tether was cut was to open his eyes in October 2016. Opening Jonah rat bastard Magnus’s eyes in 2016 wasn't even on the bloody fucking menu. Oh, and it seems the real Elias is apparently still rattling around his head and a sarcastic dick about the whole situation - justifiable, being as he is still being possessed, regardless of the pilot - doesn’t mean Elias isn’t still annoying.

    But hey, Jonah is double dead, so apocalypse canceled, so at least there is some good news. Now what …? Martin always was the better planner. Wait- Martin!!

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    When Martin regains his bearings (after the consensual stabbing of his near omniscient boyfriend at the end of the world) the first thing he notices is he’s now in said boyfriend's old office sitting in Jon’s chair, finger pressed to the stop button on a recorder. The second, is that this is, in fact, not Martin's body, but Jon’s.

    Ok. Ok ok - Don't. Panic. If Martin's in Jon’s body, Jon must be in Martin's body. Right? Right. That would be logical. No panicking. Not even a little. He needs a plan first.

    First step: find Jon. Second step: panic together. Third step: Murder Jonah Magnus.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    (you're on ch 7/?)