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    “So you’re really telling me.” Wei Ying, flushed red and bunched up with his knees to his chest, is staring. Sort of abjectly, sort of disbelievingly. “This is a sex curse?”

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Wei Ying wants Lan Zhan to come in him, things get more complicated after that.

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    it's pure smut lmao

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    20 Feb 2026

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    It's the fourth day of Wei Wuxian being away from the Cloud Recesses as he is accompanying the juniors on a night hunt. Lan Wangji has stayed behind and is waiting for Wei Wuxian to get back to him.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “Are you seriously telling me,” he started slowly, “that my body is reacting to not being an uncontrollably horny teenager by turning me into an uncontrollably horny adult?”

    The barest hint of a smile tugged at Lan Zhan’s lips before he schooled his expression, seeming to realize Wei Wuxian could not handle being laughed at at that moment.

    “Mn.”

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    14 Feb 2026

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    4+1 times.

    Four times Lan Zhan panics seeing Wei Wing wear a hair bow and once he decides to do something about it.

    "Do you think I look ugly wearing this? Why didn't you say it before? I can take it off," Wei Ying put his hands on his head to undo the ribbon that had caused so much trouble.
    "No!" Lan Zhan shouted, looking desperate.
    Lan Zhan didn't shout, especially not at Wei Wing. His hands froze in place, his eyes confused, as the desire to cry increased. He didn't like his husband being angry with him.
    Lan Zhan looked at him for a few seconds before pulling him closer.
    "You're killing me," his voice was pure defeat, as if he had fought the most terrible of wars and lost.

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    13 Feb 2026