IHaveNoIdeaWhatToCallMyself



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    Dursleys hated magic and when their nephew who they were promised a squib began showing signs of magic, what happened wasn't unexpected.
    Atleast, Harry found a talking snake who want to return home and willing to lead him there too.

    The home was now his too and he was a beloved addition to it.
    Everything was well, he was studying magic in a good school now, until the letter arrived.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    After an unexpected tumble through time, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Teddy, and Draco are all left scrambling and trying to figure out how to keep their happy futures when they're stuck in the middle of their dark pasts.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    07 Jan 2026

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    A delightful romp of a fic that answers the question: What would have happened if Filius Flitwick took Harry his letter, instead of Hagrid?
    Answer: Lots!

    It's complete, funny, and while it is a rewrite, it is not a straight copy of the books, as i cannot bear those.

    Harry is clever and properly prepared for Hogwarts but not quite overpowered, Dumbledore is countered from day one, the House of Black is ascendant, Draco Malfoy is very stressed out, and it's an all-round good time!

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Hotch agreed to not fight Strauss when she added an eighth agent to the team. He did not agree to like said agent. For SSA Victoria "Tor" Beauregard, having everyone like her is the key to her survival. If they like her, they won't look closely enough to see the shadow looming over her past. So, whatever it takes to get her grumpy boss to like her, she will do it. Even if it means staying late every night to help him with his paperwork.

    The story is completed at 65 chapters with 1 bonus chapter.

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    01 Jan 2026