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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Gods,” Aziraphale smiled lovingly, tilting his head only inches to one side to look at Crowley as much as he could in this state. He looked so… “You almost resemble a little dog like this, a little puppy, how cute!” The angel giggled.
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    Crowley did not giggle, instead a long whine left his lips and he squirmed against the blankets, freezing shortly after and shooting his eyes open. Aziraphale froze his movements as well, blinking over at Crowley who reared back out of his hold.
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    “Do you like it when I call you a puppy?”

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    26 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Crowley builds Aziraphale a bookshelf. No problems arise at all.

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Esther wants to see how Abaddon reacts to different things, and he allows the experimentation.

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    Esther and Abaddon do drugs

    I'll format later when I have time 👍

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    19 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    “Mr. Nashton... Would you mind explaining to me why I’m missing one of my samples?”
    Edward gulped. “..Well… I thought Batman would be a wonderful test subject for your experiment. I knew he’d be watching us, so I… I borrowed it. Thought I’d take him for a fun ride.” 
    “And how did that go?”
    Edward glanced down at his pants, now torn into shreds. He still hadn't cleaned himself up. 
    “...Not well."

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    The Batman encounters The Riddler while staking out another lead, and things get messy. Sequel to "The Plans Keep Changing".

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    06 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    You laugh and I agree
    That this thing has gotten the best of me.

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    A little bit after the events of the movie. The Riddler comes back to kill Bruce, and Bruce has to navigate a way out without killing or exposing his secret. He ends up creating an entirely new problem.

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    06 Feb 2026