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In the last 72 hours, Hanzo’s taste in music shifted greatly. Once a fan of classical music from the West, contemporary music from his home, and the secret records of American Western stored in his chambers, they all soon became replaced with—
“There, there, my love, shh, shh, shh.”
—the piercing cries of his newborn daughter.
[inspired by @/electricthadeus's art on twitter]
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06 Feb 2026
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After the fall of Overwatch, Cole Cassidy survived for years like a lone wolf. But wolves weren't meant to live alone, and as the Recall draws heroes back to the forefront, he'll have to learn how to adapt or get left behind again.
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17 Jan 2026
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The gunslinger fled across the desert and the archer followed, basically
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He doesn’t remember running down the halls, or slipping on the hardwood floors, or catching himself on the doorframe before he runs into a wall.
Instead, he thinks of his racing heart and Hanzo’s pained voice crying out in the night.
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09 Sep 2025
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Jesse laughs, leaning back and away and letting Hanzo continue to complain as he pulls up the mission file on his phone again.
“You’re thinkin’ too hard about this. It’s gonna be a good time. Don’t you like gettin’ dressed up… cool disguises… incognito?” McCree scrolls through the briefing before settling once again on the target of the evening; Satya Vaswani, codename Symmetra. A hoity-toity Vishkar representative that was supposed to appear at this shindig.
“Disguises are one thing… this is… putting on a leather jacket and ruining my hair,” Hanzo replies with a grumble, leaning back in his chair. He looks up when McCree holds the phone out toward him, and takes it, peering down at it with the grumpy expression still on his face. “I hate these people.”
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McCree and Hanzo have to go undercover at a greaser-themed party celebrating the 300th anniversary of Los Angeles to keep an eye on Vishkar's top agent, a woman named Satya Vaswani. It's weird, but they do their part. And then some.
Written for the McHanzo Reverse Bang 2018