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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Stop.” Gerard knew he was going to regret this, “Don’t burn it. I’ll help you stop the Unknowing, then you burn my page.”

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    After stealing Gerry’s page from the hunters, Gerry agrees to help Jon stop the Unknowing, but they have to get back to England first. A road trip involving stolen cars, egg salad, the Mountain Goats, hotel rooms with only one bed, trauma, and complicated feelings about gender awaits.

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    24 Apr 2022

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  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Hello, readers. Welcome to the party. I (the would-be author of this crackpot monstrosity) am inviting you to write some thoughts down. Fifteen word thoughts maximum, specifically. Which will become post-it notes. Said post-it notes will then 'miraculously' appear in a certain department of the Magnus Institute, London, and beyond.

    Cause chaos, save the world, start a villain arc or two. Maybe a prank war. Who knows? Certainly not me, because I'm only here to see what the hell happens. I'm bored and a little bit out of inspiration for most things and I'm hoping this will give me an excuse to get my writing back on track again. Please interact with this thing. It'll be funny, I swear.

    Events begin season one, directly after the statement of Nathan Watts.

    With that being said― let the canon deviation ensue.

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    07 Mar 2022

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  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Agnes and Gerry just hanging out loitering someplace talking about non-avatar stuff. what more do u want from me

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    22 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    “So your girlfriend tried to kill me on Friday,” Gerry offers. He always wants to get Agnes to ask “which one?” and she never will—one of the many games he plays that he knows he’ll never win. She just blows out a stream of smoke and waits.

    Gerry sighs. “It was Jude.”

    “Doesn’t seem like it quite took,” Agnes comments, looking him over. Aside from some singed hair, she’s right.

    “Hasn’t so far,” Gerry agrees.

    Agnes leans against him, threading her arm through his and nestling her head into his shoulder. He feels her warm exhales against his neck as they sit in silence, smoking and thinking.

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    22 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Martin wakes up in the Magnus Institute library. This is a surprise to him, as the Magnus Institute had just been collapsing around him, and the library had stopped existing at some point before then. Then Elias promotes him to Head Archivist instead of Jon. Now it's time for Martin to try to save the world.

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    16 Oct 2021

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