HeyAssbuttImBatman
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In his periphery—because he’s not looking, he’s definitely not looking—Scott has rolled into a side plank. For fuck’s sake.
“Babe?” Kip calls, not looking away from the paper.
“Yeah?”
“Can you go and do that somewhere else?”
Or: Kip is trying to study. Scott is trying to be a distraction.
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08 Feb 2026
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The Finger Lakes are about as temperamentally far from New York City as he could get. In less than an hour he can be in Rochester, if he wanted to. If there were anything still there of his old life—the life he’d had as a boy, before his parents died, before boarding school, before the NHL consumed him and spat him out.
Ten years after letting Kip walk out of his apartment, Scott is retired and living in obscurity, running a bed and breakfast in upstate New York.
It’s quiet there. It’s lonely. It’s exactly how he likes it.
Until serendipity brings Kip to his doorstep.
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04 Feb 2026
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“I’m not going to go easy on you, you know,” Kip says, standing and slipping his tshirt over his head.
Scott’s brain glitches at the sight of Kip’s bare torso, muscled and glistening with post-workout sweat.
He shakes it off. “Gimme your worst, Grady.”
Or: Under his smoothie-boy demeanour, Kip is stronger than he looks. Scott likes it.
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31 Jan 2026
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In a modern AU, Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through.
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Stone gets sick after getting caught in the rain. Robotnik learns that his Agent is an awful patient, but not without reason.
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