HelloSchrodi
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Duct tape and other love languages by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jun 2022
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For all that Jaskier's been called a romantic [derogatory], he's never put much genuine belief in falling in Love at first sight. He still sings about it, he's still a musician, but it's been three days and he's seen and been seen in a way that's starting to make him reconsider. So in a way, while it might technically be love at first sight, he's never heard it talked about quite like this.
He's a romantic [complimentary], and he's heard a lot about love.
It's only been three days, but he's fallen and been caught, and has fallen deliberately— just to see. Eskel is always there to catch him.It's only been three days and Eskel is very quickly becoming his always.
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- Part 2 of Of Found Family and Fairy Lights
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Fairy Lights over Fifteen Years by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Jun 2022
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It starts with a broken promise.
Eskel made a promise to a scared little boy that he would never leave first.Somehow, fairy lights inexorably become A Part™ of the bond between a gremlin child and his long-suffering brother who left for law school. The copper wires were never structural, the lights were never a metaphor, and —Lambert I swear to Melitele that I'm using an app to change the colours. I'm 1200 kilometers away with an internet connection, I promise the lights aren't haunted.
It ends 15 years later with his second broken promise and fairy lights that still aren't haunted.
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- Part 1 of Of Found Family and Fairy Lights
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Despite the curtain of shooting stars, he couldn't turn away from the man beaming up into the night; bright eyes dancing with excitement and wonder, his blinding smile, his heartbeat thrummed with excitement and joined the noises of glee and wonder tumbling past his lips in a tide of sound.
"—Eskel, Eskel! Are you even paying attention?"
"Yeah, Jaskier," Eskel's mouth went dry and he absently rubbed his scarred cheek. "I am."
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Aftercare and Outtakes by HelloSchrodi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 May 2022
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A collection of aftercare and outtakes from the fics in the 50 First Times verse. All chapter titles will be the same as the fic names :) Not everyone wants to scroll to the bottom of a pwp to read about aftercare, cuddling, bantering, and soft shenanigans, so they have a second home here. These snippets could probably be enjoyed without reading the pwp.
Unless otherwise specified, Eskel/Jaskier is the main pairing who just happen to tumble in bed with others.
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- Part 5 of 50 First times
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Good morning, sweet thing. by HelloSchrodi for keikei_firefly
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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He couldn't tell you which registered first.
"Wake up, pretty bird."
Weight blanketing him, hot against his back.
Eskel's cock so, so deep inside of him."Pretty bird. Aren't you going to say good morning?"
"Good," Jaskier's voice broke, still clumsy with sleep. He tried again. "Good—" breath catching as that bundle of nerves was hit—"ahh-morning."
"Gods, darling. How long…?"
"Not long, didn't even need my fingers after opening you up so much last night."Series
- Part 4 of 50 First times
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Of Found Family and Fairy Lights by HelloSchrodi
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Jun 2022
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Missing scenes and extras from the Fairy Lights Over Fifteen Years 'verse
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50 First times by HelloSchrodi
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 May 2022
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A series of related fics that can be read separately as one-shots. Primarily JaskierxEskel pwp-centric with Kaer Morhen shenanigans.
TL;DR Guilt-free kinky fics
This series is going to be real big into enthusiastic consent, actually healthy bdsm practices, sex-positivity, and sex that's just a bit more realistic.
People don't take themselves too seriously, not everything will go flawlessly and flow like a pornhub special, and safewords are there for a reason my dudes. Even the filthy smut contained within -regardless of the tags- will always have healthy relationships and communication at the heart of it.
If you're looking for just aftercare, banter, and other softness -not pure pwp- go check out Aftercare and Outtakes.
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Taking the Hard Way Home by Kensington
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
09 Jan 2014
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Some people deal with trauma by drinking heavily and punching things. Darcy picks up hot guys in grocery stores.
As one night stands go, it's fantastic. Except that Steve ends up as more than a one night stand, shut up Tony, and Darcy is surprisingly okay with that.
But the complications keep on coming, and as it turns out, banging Captain America is the least of them.
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18 Feb 2026
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Providence by KLO
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
22 Jul 2016
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Darcy Lewis, woman of many titles.
Political Science Student. Lab assistant. Music lover. Taser Queen. Tony Stark's illegitimate daughter.
She wasn’t even supposed to be doing this. When shit hit the fan, she was apprehended by “Coulson & Team” to assist with the takedown of the power hungry asgardian, under Natasha's watch during the Battle of New York.Helping out Thor, fine. Helping stabilize the flying shield base via computer, that’s fine too. Getting pedestrians out of the way of the angry aliens, also fine.
Stabbing the magical glowing square with an insane man’s mystical staff to close a portal to the city and stop invading Aliens from overtaking New York?
No.
That was not something Darcy wanted to be a part of.
Time Travel? Even less so.
Waking up in 1942, she realizes that she needs to find Howard Stark and get back home, single handedly shaping the future and meeting some important people along the way.
Important people like James Buchanan Barnes.
Slow burn Bucky/Darcy fic. Key changes to Canon MCU to work around a Time Travelling Darcy.
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- Part 1 of Causality
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
18 Feb 2026
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If Darcy Lewis shows up at your door, chances are you did something to bring her there...
Darcy is an assassin who only kills bad guys. The Winter Soldier is pretty much the baddest guy out there. Too bad nobody thought to explain to her that Bucky isn't the Winter Soldier anymore. Awk-ward!
The good news is, there's no shortage of bad people to kill when you're working as the personal assassin for one James "Bucky" Barnes, retired Asset and world's sexiest shut-in. And if they have to pretend to be dating to keep her cover? Well, that doesn't mean anything. It's strictly professional.
Really.
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- Part 4 of Meet Your Bride
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14 Feb 2026
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Distraction by necowaffer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
03 May 2014
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When an assassin comes looking for Jane, Darcy does everything within her power to keep him distracted until help arrives.
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- Part 1 of The Intern
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12 Feb 2026
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Only If We Bleed Together by Kalaslir
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Jun 2022
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The magnetometer rests in pieces. Wires are tangled, the dial removed, and the plastic covering cracked in half.
“Ahh,” Darcy says dryly. “You killed it.”
He taps his fingers against his thigh. “Old habits. Thought it could’ve been a security risk.”
It takes an awkward pause for her to realise he meant it could have been a bomb.
“Geez, man,” she says, looking aimlessly around the room and scratching the back of her head. “Your life until now must have sucked.”
Or: in which Darcy is unknowingly good at giving orders, and Bucky takes solace in the fact.
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- Part 1 of Only If We Bleed Together
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by HelloSchrodi
11 Feb 2026