HelloMyNameIsAlias
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It starts on a Wednesday morning which, as far as Randy can tell, has absolutely nothing special going for it. He just wakes up at half past six, drives across town to his stupid pays-the-bills morning job, and discovers that the coffee machine is bleeding.
(AKA, the coffee shop AU where Randy goes insane trying to prove that his coworkers are killing people and stuffing them through the coffee mill)
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can't! buy! my! love! by the-night-gods-moon (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
30 Sep 2025
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Langa Hasegawa needs to get a job, but no one is hiring. What’s a guy to do? Well, put up fliers all over town advertising his services as a jack-of-all-trades handyman, of course! Quick, affordable, and reliable, there’s no job he won’t do! Surely this is a plan that can’t go wrong.
This is (not) a story about skateboards.
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Your name is Brian Moser. You are only seven years old, and for the past two days you have been bathing in blood. You're scared, and the only thing you want more than your mom's reassurance that everything is going to be okay is a glass of water for your little brother. But I'm here to help. Do exactly as I say, and things will start to go our way, my friend.
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A couple of deleted/extra context scenes from Branching Paths.
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- Part 5 of Branching Paths
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The whims of chance control us all, and the only thing any of us can do is make the decision, over and over again every single day, to do what is right, no matter how the winds may blow or the sun may shine.
The time has come. The danse macabre begins.
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- Part 4 of Branching Paths
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An alternate universe retelling of TUE.
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Encore by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias), lonely-gotham-streetlamp (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Batman Beyond, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Original Work, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
11 Dec 2024
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the vanishing of danny fenton by daylights-nightlights (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Danny Phantom
31 Oct 2021
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Ahsoka Displaced by roasted-frog-legs (HelloMyNameIsAlias)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Feb 2021
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Always in motion, the future is, and sometimes in motion, the past is, when a realm outside of time one wanders.
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Malfoy was up to something. Or something was up with Malfoy. Either way, it couldn't be Harry's fault that he was irrevocably drawn to him.
This is a story about a journey to distant shores, about redefining who you are, about a change of perspective.
And snakes.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
18 Feb 2026
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Sometimes, family is two deranged ex-boyfriends and the sentient magical house caught in the middle.
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
18 Feb 2026
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Ten Feet Apart by orolin for nv-md (ANW815), honeybeet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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It was by complete accident, how Harry ended up taking a restraining order out against Malfoy. A distraction, a mix up with some paper work, and before they know it they have to stay ten feet apart from each other at all times—which makes it very difficult to keep up the rivals-with-benefits thing they’ve currently got going on.
So… how many horny ways can they break a restraining order?
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
18 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
15 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy's doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.
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Bookmarked by HelloMyNameIsAlias
11 Feb 2026