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Draco crossed his arms and tried not to pout. “I don’t care. It’s humiliating.”
“What’s humiliating?” Harry pushed Draco’s knees aside and worked his way past him to sit between Draco and Blaise.
“Draco lost a little game we sometimes like to play,” said Pansy, making a face at Draco’s patented “if you breathe a word of this you’ll be dead to me and I shall make you pay” look and continuing without a single sign that she was worried about being dead to Draco or being made to pay, the tart. “We were playing a game, and he lost. And he now has to be punished, according to the rules that he himself devised,” she repeated, staring pointedly at a glowering Draco.
Or: Draco has to grow a beard for two months. Absolutely no one is ready for his beard to come in ginger. Especially not Harry.
Work is ✨FINISHED✨, approx 35k, 11 chapters plus epilogue; updates on Fridays
Bookmarked by Liwwww (HatingSpicyFood)
31 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter has fallen in love with Draco Malfoy.
Which is bad, for one reason and one reason only: he's still legally married to Ginny.
A tale of a young marriage forced past its due date, spontaneous infertility as a prize of war, and a miracle pregnancy with the wrong person who might not be the wrong person after all.
If only Harry could find a way out of that damned contract...
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- Part 1 of What Blooms in Knockturn
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Bookmarked by Liwwww (HatingSpicyFood)
14 Jan 2026
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“The deceased was found buried outside London,” The Head Auror informed the press conference.
Harry's eyes found Malfoy’s in the front row, his gaze steady, knowing. They’d never been friends, but Harry trusted him implicitly now.
No one would ever know what they'd done.
He knew it in his bones.Bookmarked by Liwwww (HatingSpicyFood)
02 Jan 2026
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Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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The ritual is simple: morning skate, home for a protein shake, then Shane strips to his briefs, lies in bed, and starts scrolling.
Or, a Grindr AU
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Bookmarked by Liwwww (HatingSpicyFood)
21 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy attempts to take his own life two weeks before the start of term. Forced to finish eighth-year regardless of mental stability, the staff resorts to desperate measures to ensure Draco's safety.
Or: Draco is on suicide watch, and unfortunately for everyone involved, Harry is tasked with watching him.
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Bookmarked by Liwwww (HatingSpicyFood)
07 Nov 2025