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Just the prelude to a game session, nothing to see here... or is there?
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Garlic Knots by TheTrashPanda (HalcyonisaVampire) for residentevilxisuma
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
14 Mar 2023
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Rekrap will pay for his cruelty.
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A Scrumptious Day On LifeSteal by TheTrashPanda (HalcyonisaVampire)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
07 Dec 2022
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Branzy knows Vitalasy a little too well... a shame, it's such a nice day.
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The prelude to an au, I just wanted to get this out of my gdoc drafts honestly.
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“You’re different, you’ve always been different!” Branzy said, words rushed in desperation.
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Forever Unpolished Vignettes (MYCT Version) by HalcyonisaVampire, TheTrashPanda (HalcyonisaVampire)
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Lifesteal SMP, Third life SMP - Fandom
28 Sep 2022
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Cherry and Iron (A Feast for The War God) by JiaorenTea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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Beneath the pristine teal silks of the Qing Jing Peak Lord, Shen Jiu is a storm of blood and ancient spite. When Yue Qingyuan’s suffocating protection pushes him to the breaking point in the Twelve Peaks meeting hall, it isn't the Sect Leader who follows the scent of the wounded animal — it's the War God. Liu Qingge doesn't know how to handle a man who is "fragile," but he knows exactly how to handle a man who fights for his life.
A story of bloodlust, betrayal, and the realization that some thorns are meant to be tasted, not trimmed.
[NOTICE:] Nine (9) separate readers have now reported spontaneous cycle-syncing upon reading this LiuJiu smut.
To those afraid to read — your fear is delicious, but your devotion would be better. Welcome to my shrine.
Bookmarked by HalcyonisaVampire
04 Jan 2026
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Ah! Jfc AH! in the best way.
Going on my tbrr list, for whenever.
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Mu Qing and Shi Qingxuan are both refined, genteel people. So after a night of indiscretion, they can only do the proper thing: get married.
You might be thinking "A night of indiscretion between those two seems highly unlikely..." and Pei Ming and various other characters would agree with you.
For some puzzling reason, Feng Xin expressly hates this whole idea. And so does someone else.
But you know, Mu Qing and Shi Qingxuan make a pretty good couple.
Bookmarked by HalcyonisaVampire
26 Aug 2025
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Yay sexy clown show! I laughed and cackled and gave a bit of a giggle! This was a fantastic and funny read.
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hiding all inside by kopi_pheng
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Nov 2024
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(i wonder who's losing out?)
Mu Qing may be thought to be a lot of things, but not many people actually know the man that he is.
He Xuan takes the time to find out about the person underneath.
aka the AU where everything goes right for He Xuan and he becomes a civil official (and makes it Mu Qing's problem).
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- Part 1 of My Neptune
Bookmarked by HalcyonisaVampire
23 Aug 2025
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There is so much to this, I can't I just
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I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”
Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.
Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.
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Bookmarked by HalcyonisaVampire
30 Dec 2024
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Really great fic, the author did a wonderful job
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Hostage negotiation turns into shady business deal.
Ash is drawn in by the siren call of money - and maybe something else.
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- Part 3 of eventide's lifesteal (+ adjacent) fics
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Bookmarked by HalcyonisaVampire
05 Nov 2024
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This is the fanfic for when I think of Swagdoons, nothing can replace that.

