Hail_Mary_Scary



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    Filling in the blanks of MCSM worldbuilding with headcanons and angst, the way God(s) intended ✌️

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  1. Rec 14

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    “Will you spark bond with me?”
    “We don't have to spark bond to love each other,” Jazz finally says.
    Terror seizes his spark, ending the joyous, fluttering vibrations that had been rattling his spark chamber.
    “Run the numbers,” Jazz begs Prowl.

    ---
    The war marches on. The Autobots lose more and more with every grueling battle. Each time Jazz and Prowl hold each other, they wonder if this moment will be their last.

    Despite every spark-chilling, despairing result that his TacNet feeds him, Prowl still yearns.

    [Part 7 of Learning Curve, but can be read as stand-alone]

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Ooouuuughh fuck

    you get it you fucking get it

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    You remember that time Scorponok made a Cybertronian-human hybrid baby, and then it was just shuttled off to another planet and never came up again? We sure do!
    This is an exploration of what could have happened if the Scavengers hadn't handed off the Firstborn to Atomizer, with enough sweetness that you should have a dentist on call and enough jokes and shenanigans to outlast even the most mischievous prankster.

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    So the mission went wrong. Jazz wasn't too worried about it; after all, he was alive, he'd gotten the information he'd been after, and Prowl had been prompt as always when he'd needed a fast exit. All they had to do now was make it back to the other Autobots in one piece. That was the easy part, right?

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    Jazz and Prowl get stranded on a moon in the middle of a remote star system, because nothing is ever that easy.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 88

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    After waking up, sticking by Starscream had been comfortable. Surrounded by unfamiliar mechs who either glared at him or ignored him entirely, Skyfire felt out of place. At least, it was easier until he questioned Starscream.

    The slap felt more surprising than painful. He refused to believe the Starscream he had known would have ever raised a hand against him.

    Which begged the question: what changed?

    ~~~

    After the events of "Fire in the Sky", Skyfire was struggling to fit in with the Autobots. A disastrous mission left Skyfire exhausted and injured when he received a message from a familiar comm frequency:

    ::Can we meet up?::

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    30 Oct 2024

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    This was really fucking good, heed the tags but god damn

  5. Rec 69

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    Fed up with the constant run-around for construction material, Scrapper hires a bot to do that for them. A very pretty bot with a grabbable waist and a chassis for days who can bully any stubborn distributor or supplier with a very long and pointed comm call and can stare any of the Constructicons down with nary a twitch of his fancy little doorwings.

    Not that Long Haul is looking or anything. Well, okay, they're all looking, really, but looking is all they will do, because this bot won't stay for long. Surely he had better things to do than climb up in his lap and preen rocks out from his neck cables.

    Haha... unless...?

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    10 Dec 2025

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