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    Shane Hollander has a penthouse apartment, a seven-figure salary, and his face on a cereal box. None of it has ever quieted the voice in his head that says not enough.

    When Ilya shows up at his door on a Tuesday night, Shane has a plan: keep it fast, keep it physical, don't let it get slow. Slow is dangerous. Slow is when Ilya sees too much.

    Ilya sees too much anyway.

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    “I’m putting in a transfer request to Carleton this afternoon.”

    Ilya gets off his bike and wraps his sweaty arms around Shane’s sweaty shoulders, presses their sweaty heads together and holds him tight. “Nooo, Hollander, you cannot leave me. Who will put Barrett and Marly in time out when they fuck up too many shots in a row?”

    “I’m sure Bood will do it. He loves bossing people around.”

    Bood stands up straight and salutes his captains. “I take the title with great honor. Enjoy the Ravens, Hollander—your legacy of being a chaste Victorian debutante will be remembered fondly but not carried on.”

    This snaps that last thread of Shane’s refined patience. “I can pick up girls! I have no problem getting numbers and calling them and talking!”

    Hazy smirks. “Innocent until proven guilty.”

    “I can pick people up,” Shane says again, moving off his bike and out of Ilya’s sweaty embrace. “And I don’t have to do it by concocting schemes or stripping on top of the LAX bros’ coffee table.”

    Or, after some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    19 Feb 2026

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    He snagged a cue stick from the wall and set up the break. Leaned over the table and rolled the polished wood between his fingers, getting a feel for its weight. Then, with one eye closed, he lined up the shot like a rifle and struck, watching the balls scatter like shrapnel. It was one of his best breaks yet, and Shane lifted his head instinctively, half-hoping one of his roommates had appeared at exactly the right moment. Instead, he found the bartender.

    OR: Bartender Ilya Rozanov challenges university student Shane Hollander to a game of pool

    (inspired by that one picture of Hudson playing pool — iykyk)

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    “What are you—” Ilya began, but the words died on his tongue. “Holy shit.”

    “I was trying to tell you.” Shane ran a hand through his sweat-damp hair, willing the heat in his cheeks to fade. “I don’t know what happened. It must’ve been some sort of mistake. I didn’t. I mean—”

    “Holy shit,” Ilya repeated, more stunned than before, his gaze sweeping over the room that looked like Cupid himself had thrown up across every square inch of it, and there were many. It was the penthouse suite, after all.

    OR: A hotel mix-up leaves Shane with a decorated room on Valentine's day.

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