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When you're little, you dream of becoming something great. To be first at something, or discover something or fuck even be just simple but loved at something so so very simple. Tommy always wanted to be a perfect mage, to become one of the Essempii’s Royal mages. That was what he always wanted. To be of worth to his homeland and protect it, to make children smile by making flashing magic during each festival each year. That's all he found purpose in, dreaming
Aka. Tommyinnit goes on an adventure to try to find the nation of antarctic from the fairytale he's heard not knowing if they are true or not.
Oh and he's a mage yayI don't support any problematic ccs, these are just characters in a story
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13 Nov 2025
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Definitely Not A Princess by FireSpinjitzu
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
03 Nov 2025
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All of that was to say that the dragon really could have found a much more valuable target then Techno if it had bothered to look around for more than 5 seconds before grabbing the first long haired royal in view.
Now Techno was stuck in a 70 ft tower in the middle of a forest with only a month’s supply of rations because the dragon had decided to kick the bucket not 3 days after kidnapping him.
Or: Techno gets mistaken for a princess and put in an "abandoned" wizard tower
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10 Nov 2025
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unruly dog (shot out back) by whenimdead
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, smp earth
26 Aug 2025
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“Phil?”
That wasn't its name, no, but it was a name. The words came out before it even had a chance to think about it, “Yeah, mate?”
It knew the voice that called to it, but it was still foggy on the details of how. But it wasn't a threat. That voice was a friend, at least a friend of Phil–and even if it wasn't Phil–the voice wouldn't hurt it.
“Oooh-kay, not Phil.”or
Phil has seemingly disappeared, and its up to Redza to figure out 1. where the fuck he's gone, and 2. how the fuck to be a person without him.
rated M for violence, language, and other themes potentially not suited to younger audiences.
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06 Sep 2025
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Tommy's the one to notice the tourist first. There's a park across the street; it's got a few food carts and a place where people like to get drinks, as well as a small armada of tables for open-air dining. It's popular in general, but especially as a tourist destination, and they've pulled off a few little cons there before.
Techno looks where Tommy's focusing on, and oh, there's a perfect target.
Or: great pretender if it were found family
(aka, techno tries to scam the wrong person and gets adopted against his will)Series
- Part 7 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2025
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02 Sep 2025
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Technoblade's parents died, leaving him responsible for protecting their hoard. A task not exactly suited for a hatchling such as himself. Meanwhile, Phil just wants to find a safe place for his family to live.
For AU-gust prompt: Dragons
For August of Whump prompts: Faint + Long Gone + Coughing FitSeries
- Part 6 of AU-gust 2025
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24 Aug 2025
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Ten year old Prince Theseus disappeared from his bed in the Antarctic Empire and there was no trace of where he had gone. Two weeks later a man suddenly appears, waving a sword, and speaking a strange language. What is his connection to Theseus?
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- Part 4 of Fic Fight Season Four!
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19 Aug 2025
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Basement Vampire by Block_of_grass for PhinaDead
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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The inside of the cell was somehow even colder than the outside, and Techno circled the box hesitantly. On one side there was a basic latch that didn't even have a lock. Or didn't have a lock anymore.
What's the worst that could be in the box? Without any more thinking he held up his torch with one hand and flipped the box open with another.
The box was holding a corpse.
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Techno finds a basement. And a vampire. And a new dad?
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19 Aug 2025
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It all started with a small thing: spilling coffee down his shirt.
When Detective Chief Inspector Phil Zachary walks into the L’manberg Police Headquarters that morning, the last thing he expects is to find himself leading his first homicide investigation in years, much less a triple homicide with connections to an up and coming criminal organization.
Three men, all tortured and killed, with a rhododendron carved into their wrists.
And if that wasn’t bad enough, Phil then finds himself face to face with a familiar stranger on his doorstep.
Or, Detective Phil au.
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18 Aug 2025
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Stowaways by Blackholeca for ASolacedCalamity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
07 Aug 2025
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“I am afraid my comrade and I have boarded the wrong vess-el!” The human’s Galactic is rough around the edges, speech too polite, syllables too sharp. “We mean you no harm, fellow non-humAN—” Its words are cut off by what seems to be a sharp elbow to its ribs.
“Shut the fuck up, Charlie.”or;
Humans are the most feared species in the known galaxy. And the crew of the Syndicate have just found two hiding on board.
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- Part 2 of MCYT FicFight 2025
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17 Aug 2025
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stop breaking the law where i can see you by rinredacted for OzlyHistJEL
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Aug 2025
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Tommy thinks, We’re so fucking back.
Technoblade sends back, I’m goin’ to strangle you when you get home.
or: a very tired The Blade must take Theseus—a.k.a. his supremely obnoxious roommate—into custody for his vigilante chicanery.
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17 Aug 2025
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The body remembers (what the mind does not) by Blackholeca for Calliopes_Lyre
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Aug 2025
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Techno’s hands shake. He isn’t sure why. He thinks, perhaps, that his body knows something he doesn’t. He thinks, perhaps, that his body remembers something he doesn’t. That it remembers it was once human and not this thing they’d turned him into.
Monsters, of course, were not supposed to think. Techno does anyway. Because his body remembers it was once human. Even if Techno does not.or;
After years tucked away in a lab, Techno does not remember what it means to be human. Phil helps remind him.
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- Part 5 of MCYT FicFight 2025
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17 Aug 2025
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Phil had even mentioned the coincidence before, to Techno, joking that he better dye his hair before someone mistook him for the Blood God. Pink hair wasn't exactly grounds for arrest, but they had similar body types, and underneath the teasing, there had been a true streak of anxiety about Techno's safety.
God- he'd been worried about Techno-
He shouldn't have come home. He really, really shouldn't have-
He should've gone straight to Captain Puffy when he recognised the tattoo on the Blood God's back, after Ender had managed to slice through part of it. She would know what to do - more than a twenty two year old college dropout would, anyway - she would've helped.
And now it was just him and the guy who tried to kill him twice a week, putting away groceries in silence.
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- Part 3 of Multifandom Battleship
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17 Aug 2025
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Winds of Change by mossybee_exe for ParallelFrog
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Technoblade is fighting in a small, stupid war and is tasked with killing the Angel of Death. What if he doesn't want to though?
Prompt:Character A and B start out as enemies (for example being on opposite sides of a war) and get forced to work together/get closer by outside factors and end up accidentally found family-ing each other
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06 Aug 2025
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Phil fell into an ages-abandoned crypt. Now he can't stop drawing the faces he saw there.
Turns out, gods don't really die, not forever.
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06 Aug 2025
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As an assassin, Phil deals with the worst of the worst. Wanted criminals such as The Blood God are some of his most regular customers. But the letter Phil receives after a particularly shitty week ends up being the complete opposite of what he expected.
For AU-gust prompt: Assassin AU
For August of Whump prompts: Open wound + Greed + UnworthySeries
- Part 1 of AU-gust 2025
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06 Aug 2025
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences.Bookmarked by HBbdnloop
03 Aug 2025
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Technoblade is part of MAFIAS. No, not that mafia. Magical Artifact Investigations and Active Solutions.
As an intern, his job is pretty simple: holding on to a variety of supernatural items that can't fall into unsafe hands. This does not combine well with being a sleep-deprived college student.
When Techno finds himself tied up with both the fae realm and the underworld at the same time, he will have no choice but to plead his case for freedom. And maybe try to do that without losing his mind at the very eager fae and goddess who both think they have some sort of claim on him.
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02 Aug 2025
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black smoke by clementine_emeralds for eveleni
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Aug 2025
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Techno threw his hands in the air, motioning for Phil to start looking around. See this for what it really is. The jaws of death. “Alright, then, use your notorious ’optimism’ to blast us out of here.
“Yes, yes, I should do that,” Phil nodded. “But why should I do that for you?”
“Thought you liked a challenge,” Techno shrugged his shoulder, a smirk playing on his lips. “You can't lose the only guy you can't beat to a catastrophic mishap. Surely not. If you're anything like the Philza I know and love to hate, you've always been a wildcard. You'll keep me alive.”
“And you?” Phil tilted his head. “Shouldn’t you be trying to kill me?”
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Technoblade is trapped in the heroes' base with his number one nemesis, Philza.
Prompt: “Shouldn’t you be trying to kill me?”
“Trust me, I’d love to, but I’m also trying to make it out of here alive.”Series
- Part 4 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 10 of of heroes, vigilantes, and villains
- Part 89 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Language:
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- 1,102
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02 Aug 2025
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Technoblade was perfectly happy teaching a criminology class, and if anyone told you otherwise, they were full of shit. He loved reviewing the same insane cold cases and over-analyzed killers semester after semester.
But when a new killer enters the scene, an elusive figure dubbed "Angel of Death" by the press, he can't help but return to his position as a consultant for the FBI.
This time it will be different. This time he won't spiral, won't be consumed by the mind of another killer. He has his therapist, Phil Craft, to keep him stable.
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30 Jun 2025
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29 Jun 2025