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Yuri and Sara are tired of being babied. They become friends. Otabek and Mila get the wrong idea. The shed explodes.
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The King, The Queen, The Knight, The Spirit, The Witch, The Warrior and the tired old man. by GrumpyJesterrr
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Feb 2018
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There are seven magical beings trapped in the modern world who are bing narrated by a person who is deeply uncomfortable with the idea of plot and who also likes poetry. Cue - the exact thing you don't want from this!
I'm not good at summary...
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Picture the scene. It’s New Years Eve and for the first time Keith agreed to stay up all night, to watch the fireworks and countdown and all that crap. Yeah it was never special to him. A new year to fuck up and make mistakes in. A new year to be angry and sad and scared and hurt. A new fucking year. Happy fucking New fucking Year. Fucking fuck.
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They fall in love in bars and coffee shops.
It takes a while.
But they end up happily living together in a mightily self destructive manner. -
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You know what’s fun? Decimating evil alien warships and freeing civilisations from their heartless oppressors. Adreneline. The heat of battle. Saving lives. It’s a good feeling. Dosen’t get much better.
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“Everyone’s from somewhere,” Ciri says. “I’m from Cintra, even though no one can know it, and Geralt’s from Rivia, and Yennefer’s from Vengerberg. So where are you from?”
“Nowhere,” Jaskier says, and his tone has just enough of a snap to it, an edge she’s not heard before, that she decides to leave it be.
It turns out that where Jaskier’s from, they’re not that happy to see him. Until they realise he could be worth something...
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15 Feb 2026
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Judges by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.
“Do you still read New Yorker?”
OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
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14 Jan 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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betwixt the devil and the deep sea by notbecauseofvictories
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
07 Feb 2016
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His name was not always Jack Sparrow.
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30 Oct 2025
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Though, really, what’s he supposed to say? “Darlings, when I was born Henry the Sixth was the King of England and dying like a normal human keeps slipping my mind?”
(or, napoleon solo can't die. this tends to complicate relationships.)
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30 Oct 2025