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red on black and yellow by rowanisawriter
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
07 Sep 2025
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“Maybe I just like having you around. And having you fight in the Leipa name means you’ll be around more.”
Henry’s smile slips a little, then comes back, even bigger, touching the corners of his eyes, wrinkling his nose. “I’m… glad to hear that. But I’m not fighting for the Lords of Leipa. I’m fighting for you.”
In the Rattay tourney arena, amidst the clash of sword on shield and armor, Hans finds an unexpected softness. A softening of the harsh sunlight, of the thick summer air, of the glare bouncing off the armor in the arena, of the white knuckled grip Hans has on the wooden railing. Of the future, his elusive inheritance, the endless wait for something, anything, to happen. Of all the yellow and black around him, his colors, his town, his fight, his champion Henry.
A story inspired by the Capon’s Champion quest.
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- Part 21 of altar
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23 Feb 2026
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The Secret of You by Cherry (PinkCherryBlossoms)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Oct 2025
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Henry’s throat closed. Heat prickled at the back of his neck. Against every scrap of sense, he tilted his head, just enough to glimpse through the narrow seam in the curtain.
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Kinktober 2025 Day 4 - VoyeurismHenry accidentally catches Hans taking himself in hand.
Set Sometime during KCD1 and contains minor spoilers for the game.
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- Part 4 of Hansry Kinktober '25
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- English
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- 1,459
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- 1/1
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22 Feb 2026
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All Henry craves is a quiet evening with the lads. Too bad that smug noble prick chose to show up at the Skalitz inn. Something about him makes Henry’s skin burn, his gut twist into knots. He’s certain: the bastard deserves a blow to the face.
Their confrontation escalates differently than expected. And Henry ends up learning a thing or two about himself.
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- English
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- 2,340
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- 1/1
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22 Feb 2026
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Take your reward, my faithful hound by Anonymous
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 Oct 2025
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Henry wants to put his hands and mouth on Hans' pretty feet. And if takes wearing a collar for it to happen, then who can really blame him?
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- 1/1
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22 Feb 2026
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Henry is tracking down Vostatek’s horse when, unbeknownst to him, he is saved by a ghost.
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- Part 1 of Tell Me a Tale, Dear Heart
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21 Feb 2026
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"Dig that hole properly, Brother Gregor. I don't care if it breaks your nails—dig your fingers deep into the dirt, like a bug. Or a dog. You don't want the seeds to wash out on the first rainfall, do you?"
"No, Brother," Henry grumbles.
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hansry monastery au
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 12
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- 49
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21 Feb 2026
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He Loves the Fighting Rings by followyourabyss
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Nov 2025
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"All considered there would be bigger fish, when St. Peter would tally up his crimes. But somewhere along the way Satan must have dug his talons into him, because there was no holy reason for why he should enjoy the feeling of a man's flesh beneath his fist the way he does. For why the pain of a receiving blow should excite him so. He always knew he liked it too much, even when he was younger. Liked the way it made his blood run hot, the way when the other boys would take their shirts off and then he'd know he was sinning just by being there."
Henry keeps showing up with mysterious injuries and terrible lies. Hans is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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21 Feb 2026
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Dozens of people have touched him this way, from nursemaids to bathhouse girls. Hell, he was manhandled bare-arsed into a tub only moments ago without so much as blinking. There’s no reason for Henry’s touch to feel like this. To make Hans feel like this. But it’s nice, God, it’s nice, Henry’s big blacksmith’s mitts impossibly gentle as he loosens the blood from Hans’s hair.
For the first time since taking that decoction, his heart kicks in his chest, hard enough that his pulse jumps noticeably under his neck.
And elsewhere.
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20 Feb 2026
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Why are you looking at me when you’ve got a beautiful woman in your lap? Are you watching me? Can you smell me yet? Is the thickness of my slick brushing your toes yet?
Can you see how fast my heart is beating through the thin skin of my aching throat?
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- Part 1 of to be known.
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20 Feb 2026
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Naughty Knights Day Five: Next to Godliness by AGildedTriptych
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
17 Nov 2025
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The squire stands before him. His travels burnish his face, though what is dirt and what is simply shadow, made stark by the roaring flames of the fireplace, is hard to distinguish.
Hans smiles, crossing his legs as he shifts down an inch or two in the seat.
"Strip," he orders, hiding his pleased smile behind a sip of the wine. Eyes never faltering from Henry’s.
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Hans ensures that Henry has satisfactory physical and spiritual hygiene.
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- Part 5 of Naughty Knights KCD 2025
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19 Feb 2026
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Naughty Knights Day 666: A Demon! :) by AGildedTriptych
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
20 Nov 2025
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"A demon!" Henry says yet again. His eyes spark with mischief.
But Hans is in no mood to see it, not when this topic is this serious.
"You’re one yourself!"
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Henry becomes possessed by a demon in Trosky and only Hans can save his squire's immortal soul.
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- Part 6 of Naughty Knights KCD 2025
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19 Feb 2026
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“Good god, Henry, again already? Still feels like you sucked my soul out of my cock with your arsehole.”“Don‘t say it like that. I thought it was romantic,” Henry grinned, and wiped a bead of sweat off Hans’ brow with his thumb. In a display of infinite and glorious romance, he licked it.
“Thought you were about to pop, your face was so red, Sir Hans,” Henry snickered.
Hans threaded a gentle hand in the overgrown hairs on the back of Henry’s head, and wrung his neck, just a little.
“Someone fancies himself a minstrel, huh? I’m going to set Pebbles loose and make you walk back. Get in a good squeeze, because this is the last you'll be seeing of my backside.”
“A fine backside it was, my lord. I’ll miss it dearly.”
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Hans takes to planning an outing to woo Henry. To spectacular results.
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18 Feb 2026
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i'll hum the song the soldiers sing by mafalda_157
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
13 Dec 2025
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No one else will do it for you. The words come unbidden to his mind, their source nebulous. Maybe it's his Pa's warm rumble, his tough-guy love that always ended up too tender. Maybe it's Captain Bernard's scolding, the rough hand pushing him to get up, try again, don't give up. Maybe it's even Sir Radzig's calm tenor, his cool, highborn cynicism. It doesn't matter. All that remains is the principle behind it, the hard-earned kernel of life's unfeeling truth: it's easy to die. If Henry wants to live—and he does, he does, horribly, selfishly does—then he needs to act.
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Sometimes growing up means learning how to do your own stitches.
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18 Feb 2026
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Hans Capon, noble lord, commands Henry of Skalitz, humble servant, to give him a bath.
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- Part 1 of like rabbits
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18 Feb 2026
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Henry shed his gloves, tossing them onto the table with a casual thoughtlessness, alongside his apron which was thrown over a chair. His tunic was light to withstand the heat of the forge, and damp with sweat, so he peeled that off too and threw it into a bin of laundry for the goodwife to tend to (or the man himself, knowing him). Shirtless, he made a lazy path towards the basin.
Hans wouldn't stand for it.
"Don't bother," he said softly, and Henry smiled as if he'd expected to be stopped.
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- Part 18 of Et Nos Cedamus Amori
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18 Feb 2026
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always read the warning label before ingesting any medicine by awkwordingly
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
23 Dec 2025
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“Sir, I was sent to wake you up, everyone will be riding out soon,” she says in the direction of the sleeping man, but gets no reaction, not even a stir. With a grimace, she walks closer and puts a hand on his quilt-covered shoulder to gently shake him.
Still nothing.
She shakes a bit harder, and in doing so, her hand slips enough to brush Ulrich’s bare skin above the collar of his night shirt, and, well. Adela has never touched a dead body before, but no living person could be this cold and stiff.Henry makes use of his alchemy skills during his stay at Trosky.
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- Part 3 of Henry's second playthrough
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17 Feb 2026
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As Death Is To Dreaming by StarQuesting
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
17 Feb 2026
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Hans isn't a light sleeper, but some things are more important than rest.
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Set in a quiet moment between Exodus and The Lion's Den
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17 Feb 2026
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You crave my attention, oh so badly, after all by zorza (borealis) for Chumboe
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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They are at a banquet and Henry watches with not-so-quiet fury as Hans mingles with the nobles, paying Henry no mind.
Tempers flare, words are said, and Henry ends up tied up in Hans' office.or:
Henry pisses Hans off and thoroughly enjoys the result.- Language:
- English
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16 Feb 2026
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Солнцестояние by WTF Kingdom Come Deliverance 2026 (delivering_kingdom)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
14 Feb 2026
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Полозья под ним шевелятся, норовя разъехаться, движение выходит слишком резким, и левая нога, нырнувшая куда-то в сторону по собственной воле, натыкается на твердое. То ли замерзший пузырь, то ли неровность, рожденная течением, или еще что, но хрупкое равновесие, столь рьяно хранимое Индржихом последние несколько минут, рушится под злобный скрежет коньков.
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- Part 1 of Светотень [to be continued]
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- Русский
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- 3,406
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 4
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- 18
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16 Feb 2026
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Hans should have kissed him then. Given to that terrifying want. Should have pressed their lips together, licked into Henry’s mouth until the shared breath ran thin and forced them apart, held him tight, begged him to flee. Maybe Henry wouldn’t have recoiled in disgust. Maybe Henry wouldn’t have thought him perverse for even daring to feel it.
Maybe Henry wished to kiss him too.Hans asks to run, this time Henry agrees.
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- Part 2 of mast year
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16 Feb 2026