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    You've been working at the Honeybee cafe for a while now, which as a cook, is a dream come true. However, a certain customer seems to take up more of your thoughts than anything else. What will happen after you learn his deepest secret?

    to my boss who I KNOW IS READING THIS :::: CEASE IMMEDIATELY DAWG. WHAT LIES AHEAD IS DERANGED AND YOU MUST HALT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

    CURRENTLY ON HIATUS
    I strongly recommend having some sort of translator open while you read these so you can understand things better.
    Thanks for reading, enjoy!

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Miguel slowly opens his eyes, scowling as he sees his disheveled state in the mirror. He wipes the sweat from his forehead and rests it against the mirror's cold surface, sighing with relief.

    He looks down into the sink, keen on finding out what object could have caused him such pain and-

    ...

    Yellow camellia petals coated in blood and spit are splattered across the pristine white sink.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    It's stress relief, nothing else to it. Makes sense - The job's not easy, and the hero can't always save the day. Everyone's got their own ways of dealing with things; Peter B. channels his frustrations and energies into making more spider-gadgets for Mayday, Hobie picks petty fights, Miguel...

    Miguel prefers to fuck into you until whatever surface you're both pressed on threatens to break.

    [Formerly titled “Stress Relief”]

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    23 Feb 2026

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    "So that idiot of an ex of yours dumps you, moves in with your neighbour and fucks her so loud you have to listen to it every night - and you do nothing?"

    "What do you want me to do? I am stuck here!"

    "So you lie down and take it? Sounds like his new girlfriend is doing that enough already!"

    "Oh fuck you, Miguel."

    "Yeah like that would help."

    "Wait- actually, yeah. Yeah, it might."

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    Your boyfriend, Jonathan Ohn, dumps you after moving in together, leaving you with the lease to an apartment. That would be fine if he hadn't moved in with your neighbour, who appears to be a nymphomaniac judging by the sounds seeping into your apartment. You're suffering through it until you can move out when the answer comes from an unexpected corner.

    Your colleague at Alchemax and self-proclaimed arch nemesis Miguel.

    Maybe you can give Jonathan a taste of his own medicine.

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    22 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    This relationship was supposed to be a short one. I never imagined my relationship with none other than Bruce Wayne, the most eligible bachelor, the dictionary definition of a man whore, would last this long. I didn't even know what I was getting myself into. What was supposed to be a very drunk one night stand turned into an everyday thing, and after that it turned into something casual, and that something casual turned me into the mother of six children. Then there was the added bonus that this family are none other than the fucking Batfamily. I had never imagined my life to take this big of a turn. Never had I imagined that I would stay up at night worried sick that my family would come back safely, never had I imagined that I would learn how to pop bones back into place or sew human flesh together. But the kicker is that my life was about to change even more.

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    16 Feb 2026