GnomeIgnominious
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- Cabin Pressure (33)
- House M.D. (16)
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Wilson glanced around the room. House's Vicodin bottle was on the coffee table. His crutches were laid flat on the floor next to him, and his wheelchair was tucked in against the end of the sofa. Wilson had packed four Tupperware boxes of left-overs into House's fridge, along with some frozen microwave dinners. He could pick up his bags and walk out and go and have his traditional New Year's holiday with his college friends without a second thought.
Unfortunately, Wilson was the past-master of having second thoughts.
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Wilson comes home to find House and Amber locked in a battle of wills over the virtue of taking a bathroom break during primetime Nickelodeon.
A DVD extra for the Adventures in Polyamory universe.
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I am your mirror, and here are the stones by GnomeIgnominious for starbuckscakepop
Fandoms: House M.D.
14 Dec 2025
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Wilson always said that the best gift he could ever receive was House himself. It was only after House had carefully wrapped a large ribbon around his chest, tied it into a bow, and jammed a Santa hat onto his head, that he realised maybe Wilson didn't mean that literally.
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HOUSE: We can all applaud the doctor who's willing to break all the rules. But the real hero is the unsung doctor, toiling in anonymity, because he broke the rules without getting caught. I need to know you have these skills. I need you... to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy. Not kidding. Thong. Cuddy. Go.
FOREMAN: It's how I got hired.
It's not strictly true.
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"Ever seen Mulholland Drive?" She turns around, disproven. House has followed her into the conference room.
"Um, yeah."
"Oh." He taps his cane on the floor a couple of times and puffs out his cheeks, not meeting her eyes. "Cause I've got the DVD. Back at my place." He jerks his thumb over his shoulder.
Thirteen takes pity on him.
"Are you asking me if I want to come over?"
Series
- Part 2 of High windows
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verity richardson cinematic universe (vrcu) by GnomeIgnominious, thelemonisinplay, timeladyleo
Fandom Cabin Pressure
24 Jan 2021
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According to John Finnemore's various blogs, Douglas was always intended to have two daughters - the one whose birthday party MJN dropped a sugar brick on, and an older one (Verity). He only really mentions the one with the birthday.
Maybe there's a reason for that.
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In which OJS stands for Our Jewels Still, and instead of making a living ferrying around potential yacht buyers, make a commitment to stealing their jewels and returning said jewels to their places of provenance.
Or, to put it simply, a heist!AU.
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This series is a collection of fics that I have contributed to the Verity Richardson Cinematic Universe, an exploration of the reconciliation of Douglas with his eldest daughter Verity after a long separation.
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'The powerful paralytic creeps into House's veins as he presses the plunger down. Wilson watches in morbid fascination as first House's fingers loosen from their death grip on the sheets, then his arms relax, until eventually his head slumps over and his whole body goes limp. Vulnerable. Unable to fight back.
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House wants to try something new. He doesn't bank on Wilson taking it a little further than expected.
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18 Nov 2025
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02 Sep 2025
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Greg House ends up on the Napa Valley addiction-recovery circuit. A House M.D./Mom crossover.
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22 Aug 2025
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"He wasn't a great person to begin with, but after the infarction, he had turned into something vicious."
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House's introspection as he goes through his daily routine
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12 Jul 2025
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"My leg hurts" is a line Wilson’s heard too often over the years. Living with House post-Mayfield sees him recalibrate his ideas about his best friend and pain.
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01 Jul 2025