GettingMetaphysical
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What if you could spend a little more time with Stranger, to be the friend they've longed for? And what if Contrarian, to distract the Princess from their pain and annoy the Narrator, wants to please them in as many ways as he can think of?
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- Part 6 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Sledgehammer (Feeding the Rhythm) by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
01 Jan 2024
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"I have an idea", your Hero says. "If it works, that kill aura of hers won’t get us down. And our new friend won’t have to work so hard." Hero’s fired up. "I want to be useful, too!"
Lay it on me, You think.
The Hero steels himself: "Maybe, we can, ah… seduce her?"
"Are you off your rocker?!" shrieks Paranoid.
"But have you payed attention?" insists the Hero. "She twirls around like the belle of the ball. Deep down, she might be a softie!"Series
- Part 5 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Knighted From Beyond the Grave by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
07 Dec 2023
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Despite the Spectre Princess’ ghostly chill, You are hot and bothered. The Narrator orders the Voice of the Cold to finish your job. Are you any match for the cold-blooded killer and his commander? Can the Princess tame the Slayer?
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- Part 4 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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She Conducts This Rapture by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
20 Nov 2023
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The Damsel is desperate to break free of her deconstruction. Desire shall draw out the truth. And you want each other too much to leave so soon...
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- Part 3 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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The Creature From the Grey Cabin by GettingMetaphysical
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
06 Nov 2023
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There is one tactic we haven’t tried, says the Voice of the Hunted. I didn’t want to, but she leaves us no choice.
”What is it?” you snarl. You want nothing more than to best her. You’re sick of this shit.
There is only one way to placate a beast long enough to escape intact, whispers the Hunted. We seduce and mate with her.
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- Part 2 of Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices)
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Lay the Princess (Steamy Choices) by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
28 May 2024
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Various short fics wherein You choose not to Slay, but Lay. I attempt to emulate the tones and themes of the source game. So plenty of romance and desire, but always in different ways.
Spoilers for the game.
I'd like to think She would be pleased with this.- Words:
- 26,026
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All by Myself: A Doctorcest Storyline by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
07 Jun 2015
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Here is all of my Doctorcest-fics that tie into each other and has a bearing on an over-arching plot. The storyline is a (relatively) serious attempt at a headcanon that might fit into the series without any noticeable changes.
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- 34,402
- Works:
- 14
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- 12
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Doctor-on-Doctor Shenanigans by GettingMetaphysical
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
06 May 2015
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A series of smutty one-shots featuring the Doctor getting with himself. Can be read as a continuous story or just a couple of silly one-shots.
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- 8,912
- Works:
- 10
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Velvette was having a bad day and she just knows it's about to get a whole lot worse when she has to attend a meeting with Vox and Valentino about her fucking up. Little does she know that it much more than just a meeting they have planned. In the end, Velvette gets something she wanted, and also something she needed.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
15 Dec 2025
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Pomni x Caine NSFW collection (18+) by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
24 Jan 2025
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!!MINORS DNI‼️
Wanted to put NSFW somewhere accessible! I've been getting a lot of requests for AO3 so there she is. I'm very soft about these two... their smut is very consensual, loving, and very "married couple" esc. YEAH I SHIP THEM- SO-?
My usual and more active blog is @Sm-baby on Tumblr
The NSFW blog is @Sm-lady on Tumblr((DEAR GOD, MY AO3 SHOWTIME FRIENDS WHO DIDN'T KNOW I HAD AN NSFW BLOG, IM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY-- KEEP SCROLLING MY FRIEND))
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- 27/?
- Collections:
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Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
28 Sep 2025
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Non-Designated Break (Comic) by beepborpdoodledorp
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
13 May 2025
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Pomni isn't ready to let Gummigoo go yet.
(Or: alternate Episode 4 timeline where Pomni is just a tad bit clingier and convinces Gummigoo to stay at Spudsy's and talk things out. Turns out he remembers a lot more than he initially let on. Then they have emotional reunion sex in the janitorial closet - y'know, as you do.)
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- Part 11 of silly circus people in hell
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
28 Sep 2025
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Beyond My Code (ONGOING) by SoLongAndGoodDay
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
15 Apr 2025
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After his humbling therapy session with Zooble, Caine is left questioning a lot of things. About himself, about his purpose, and his place within the digital circus. After a heart-to-heart with Pomni, Caine resolves that he wants to become more than just what he was programmed for. What he isn’t sure of… is where to start. Pomni suggests Caine should start by simply allowing himself to feel more, and a bizarre chain of events is set into motion.
(AKA, Caine whores himself out to everyone in the circus on a quest to become more human)
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
28 Sep 2025
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More Than A Sample by Royal_Blue_Rue
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - Hyuuga Natsu
20 Mar 2024
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“But your ritual… losing your chastity…” his eyes searched hers. “Those are things you value dearly at the brothels, aren’t they?”
She pulled him up to her until their lips brushed against each other. Her eyes lidded, imploring him to act. "You can have it. If you want it."
Some time after their attempted and failed night visit, Jinshi finally works up the nerve to allow himself recreational time with Maomao.
Bookmarked by GettingMetaphysical
21 Aug 2025