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  1. Summary

    What if the person who helped make Astarion into an at least semi-functional person was just suddenly... gone? What would he do then?

    A post-canon exploration of just that!
    Astarion and Karlach were the hot camp couple, complete with so much public displays of affection people were like here we have pooled our money to get you your own room.
    Then she decided to burn up on the end of the pier instead of going to Avernus!

    Shit.

    What will Astarion (and I guess the other less important people) left behind do now?

    previously called: Whoops, she burnt up! Sad Vampire is Sad (But not alone! and getting better!)
    but the story is a bit beyond that sooo changed lol

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    TL;DR - hey lets look at the BG3 story and expand out how Karlach and Astarion mighta become a couple.

    Astarion and Karlach, at first glance these two companions couldn't be more different.

    She's so open and loud and friendly and eager to do good. He's nothing like any of that.

    But turns out, they have way more in common than either would have suspected.

    Maybe a slight, sullen, suspicious vampire could use somebody who understands, but is nothing like him.

    Even better if it turns out maybe she is a little bit like him.

    (fics in chronological order, not order written)

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    Geraldus had hoped to make something of himself when he joined the Harpers. But several blunders and wet-boy moments later, he found himself in Orin's dungeon instead. Don’t cry over spilt firewine, Geraldus. Orin will make something *beautiful* out of you yet.

    Written for the BW3's Ultra Rare Pair 2026 Valentine's Day Prompt Meme Challenge

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    15 Feb 2026

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    wetboy orin

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    The terminal monitor swings, filling Shadowheart's vision with the gentle chyron of Mother Mainframe. Upon the screen she is two perfect lips and a gaze covered by a fluffy eyemask. There’s a fetching pair of eyes embroidered upon its silk: lined dark, full-lashed and painted deep purple. They stare out with a knowing gaze while Mother, ever-working through each vein of their Vault, slumbers softly beneath.

    The face soon fades. For a moment, she is alone in the false moonlight of the medbay, before the ominous tick-tack of text spills out in stark green.

    >Hello, citizen SHADOWHEART. Welcome to your Vault-Tech Certified Check-Up! Don't recall the last one? Congratulations– it worked!

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    29 Jan 2026

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    SH/Noc Fallout AU

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    In which Durge retraces his steps from the domination of the Elder Brain back to his awakening on the Nautiloid, and faces the many sins he committed along the way. Fortunately, he has someone by his side who is more than happy to remind him.

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    Bhaal’s face was replaced with Cyril’s reflection in the blood pool. The tiefling laid flat on his back and wept. A divine resurrection, for no other reason than to please him. The slimy little tyrant would live, and be the last soul alive in the whole of Faerun. The feelings of happiness, companionship, and lust flooded back to him, held back by the levees of disgust he had used to contain them. They would be together, until the bitter end of the world.

    Cyril gathered himself and stood, walking over to his lover’s corpse, Enver’s corpse. A hint of terror sunk behind his eyes. He had to get this right. It meant everything. He knelt beside him, looking at his crushed-in face and now stagnant stab wound. His hands shook as he placed them on Enver’s chest.

    Te curo.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    postgame durge killed them all!!
    gale memory romp
    married gortash????

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    She had been lovely wearing little more than gemstones, but she was resplendent wearing little more than the blood of the bitch who tried to own her.
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    Before becoming a True Soul of the Absolute, Minthara called upon the help of a pleasure slave to eliminate a rival house. They parted ways expecting to never see one another again, but it seems the Absolute has brought them back into each other’s lives. To save the world, or to break it?

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    18 Oct 2025

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    tav history w/ minthara drow pleasure slave

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    Enver Gortash noticed the talents of his subordinate and offered her additional work worthy of her abilities.

    My version of what happened while Karlach was working for Gortash and how it all came to an end.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    karlach pushed down the path to hell....... literally!!