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    Thor grows into manhood reluctantly, fiercely, with all the fervor of a child who desperately wishes to be loved but doesn’t exactly know what they’re doing. Or why. Or even if they should.

    But she does it anyway.

    (The thing is, Thor knows she will never be a real man. But how can Thor complain when she was born a boy in all the ways that seem to matter?)

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    27 Apr 2019

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    Mac has an odd relationship with time; every since he came too early and killed his mother, it seems like he's been too soon or too late for everything.
    But he's a good knight and he loves his king, and when treason in the ranks threatens everything he cares about, perhaps being in the right place at the wrong time might save them all.

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    04 Nov 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    They all remember the day Macbeth left with his men. A muddy sky; a smear on his cheek. And they’ve heard the songs -- someone must have come home, some men must have brought the news back because it’s here. It’s in the air. Macbeth and his men and the rest of them; together. The story is much as any witless child could have told it.

    Lady Macbeth is looking for a sign that there might be something more.

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    10 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Lydia’s voice spoke in his ear, making him jump. “Have you done it yet?”

    “In a minute,” he replied distractedly. The gun was in his hand, but he hesitated. He had killed many times in the heat of battle, but never like this. To kill a sleeping old man – An old man who could destroy Caledonia and kill us all, he reminded himself. It had to be done. A single green light blinked on Duncan’s headset like a watching eye. It unnerved him. Feeling foolish, he covered the light with one hand and raised the gun with the other.

    Macbeth. In SPAAACE.

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    10 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Money. Power. Fame.

    The Great Senator, Frankie Roosevelt, has everything he could ever want- except for a fourth term as president. (And a third private yacht, and a second holiday home in London, but that's besides the point.)

    Since the dawn of the 21st Century, the U.S. has fallen into a state of disrepair. Citizens have become disillusioned by modern politics. The main parties are crumbling. The country is divided, all thanks to some pathetic-old-man politicians.

    Thankfully, Frankie has a solution. He's going to get together a group of even MORE pathetic-old-man politicians (read as: ex-presidents from the 20th century) and pioneer a new party in the name of returning America to her glory days. (Also, he's going to ask his mother for a private yacht and a second holiday home in London for his birthday, if you care.)

    It's a perfect plan. Entirely foolproof.
    It's also the only way to restore true political integrity to America.

    ...But, he thinks, he can handle it. After all, what could go wrong?

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    16 Sep 2023

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