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    That’s when she comes across something that makes her snort. Caitlyn shakes her head, amused. “Hotties list? Really? That’s so juvenile and objectifying.”

    Leaning in next to her, Vi scans it then points to a line. “I mean, your name is right there.”

    “Wait what?” Caitlyn takes a second look.

    Caitlyn Kiramman

    - she’s v pretty

    - HOT

    -yes

    -I would let her (redacted) ma’am this is a Wendy’s

    She stops paying attention to the list after spotting her name. People think she’s hot. That’s pretty nice. Trying not to smirk, she casually shrugs, “interesting. The people have spoken.”

    OR; It's (more or less) Caitvi week 2022. Day 6: Highschool/College. As always, they're idiots. Let's go lesbians.

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    New York, 1994. In theory, all she needs to do is kill the man. Quick and easy. In reality, Agatha is having a very, very bad evening.

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    They failed the trial because they didn't punish Agatha. But could they ever have succeeded? Or is a witch like Agatha Harkness doomed never to have a coven that understands her? Can she only ever be the horror story that all of them see in her?

    All of them... except Rio.

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    “It’s been three seconds and I can already tell that hiring you was a mistake,” Agatha informs her, “Why don’t we start your leaving paperwork now?”

    “You know.” Rio takes another, unnecessary sip of her lukewarm coffee, “Most people might say ‘Hey Rio, welcome to your new job, your ass looks great in those pants, let me show you where the fire exits are’.”

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    In the same week that she starts work as her ex-wife's bodyguard, Rio is hired to murder her.

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    “Happy Pride!” says a man holding a clipboard, smiling at Agatha from a corporate tent set up on the sidewalk. He holds out a pair of cheap sunglasses wrapped in plastic; "CitiBank Supports Love" is scrawled across the top of the frames in an ugly serif font. “Would you like to sign up for a chance to win a spot on CitiBank’s Be-You Cruise for Two? Maybe invite the special lady in your life?”

    “Oh, I’m a God-fearing Christian woman, sir,” Agatha says, slipping into her best Southern drawl. “I was just on my way to the M&M store in Times Square and got awful lost. Those drag queens sure are funny, though. If they wanna damn themselves to an eternity of hellfire, lord knows they’ll look fabulous doing it, am I right? Slay!”

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    Agatha attends her first Pride.

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