FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandoms
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (42)
- Empires SMP (16)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- Gravity Falls (1)
- SOS SMP (1)
Recent works
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The Feeling of Being in Motion Again by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Nov 2025
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Scott hauled his suitcase from the back of the car, letting it thump onto the ground. It crushed the grass underneath, killing one of the sparsely-growing dandelions on the lawn. He held a hand above his eyes, shielding them from the sun, and looked up at the house that was to be called home for the next two weeks.
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I’m Constantly on the Cusp (of Tryna Kiss You) by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 Sep 2025
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He liked most of Gem and the Scott’s team. Gem, the lead singer and guitarist, was nice enough, as was her girlfriend Pearl. Impulse, the drummer, had even given him a few professional tips (he had gone to proper lessons whereas Joel had taught himself). There was one person, however, that he wasn’t the biggest fan of.
Scott.
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A car went by, the headlights briefly illuminating everything before it went dark again. Scott looked up again. Nothing was really more entertaining than watching Joel try to perfect a new trick. He was so focused, eyebrows pushed together and hair tucked messily under his helmet (he didn’t want to wear one but Scott had insisted).
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Make out, Break out (of the closet) by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Aug 2025
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There was an uproar of noise as two other people were chosen by the bottle. Scott looked up, catching a glimpse of Jimmy and Martyn being pushed into the closet on the other side of the room. Pearl forced the door closed, and once there was no more pushback, held up her phone with the timer on it. “Seven minutes!” Some people whooped and cheered, all returning to the circle to sit down until the distinct alarm was heard.
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Scott and Joel get locked in a closet… twice. -
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Grian added 17 people to the chat.
Grian renamed the chat ‘Chaos in a Box’
Grian changed their name to Pesky Bird
Solidarity: what is thsi
Pesky Bird: A groupchat tim
AKA-I needed to write a crackfic and so I'm blessing all of you with this. Do not expect it to be finished, but have fun anyway <3
Recent series
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Loren’s Flower Ranchers by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
03 Mar 2025
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A series where one can find all my Flower Rancher Fics!! None are connected, and the reasoning for order is length, from shortest fics to longest fics.
- Words:
- 67,298
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 27
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Loren’s Flower Husbands by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
01 Apr 2025
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A series where one can find all my Flower Husbands Fics!! None are connected, and the reasoning for order is length, from shortest fics to longest fics.
- Words:
- 103,946
- Works:
- 18
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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Rising Empires (ESMP3 AU) by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine, vineywasthere
Fandom Empires SMP
02 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 3,999
- Works:
- 2
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- Words:
- 2,389
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
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IOTBGEFY Extended Universe by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
22 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 66,438
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 13