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    The Phantom Thieves have nearly secured their route through Maruki's Palace. There’s only one section left: The Twilight Corridor. A paradise where everything is perfect, and everyone is always smiling.

    In order to enter that place, the Thieves must first prove they've "completed orientation" and can be "happy." There are points, there is a scoreboard, and they’re locked together in an experimental space where wishes can be granted by simply saying them aloud. Everyone has to individually earn 100 happiness points, or no one is leaving.

    So what is “happiness,” really? How does Maruki define happiness? What the hell is a quantifiable happiness point? Is there any way around this? Don’t these stupid kids realize this is a trick to get them to fall back into the thrall of Maruki’s reality? And why can’t Goro earn any fucking points?

    (Or: I've been watching too much Dropout Game Changer and I’ve built an Akechi torture chamber.)

    Includes illustrations by the amazing engraved!

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    16 Nov 2025

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    During what should have been a routine day of infiltration, Crow gets snatched away by Maruki and returns as a shell of his former self. He's all polite smiles, wit, and charm, and Akira wants it undone as soon as possible.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Akechi meets a mysterious being chained to a door after death and gains a second chance.

     

    Translation to Chinese:
    Chapter 1-29 by Cloudd: http://cloud-yunchangde.lofter.com/post/1e2d1c46_1cd01d3b0
    Chapter 53 onwards by 乐乌: https://www.lofter.com/front/blog/collection/share?collectionId=23790157
    (Visit 乐乌's lofter profile for news on where the middle chapters are!)

    Translation to Spanish:
    1st Translation by LoveAllTheShips853: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43105491/chapters/108326403
    2nd Translation by buyobuyoyo:
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/76968921

    Podfic by psiodynes
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/64522453/chapters/165699772

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    04 Oct 2025

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    A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.

    “Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”

    After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    When Phainon is sixteen years old, he swears himself to Mydeimos' side.

    (an iliad inspired phaidei au)

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    27 Jul 2025