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It's Tuesday night. They should be watching Predator or Die Hard, sitting on their couch at opposite ends while Dennis pretends Mac's not staring at him out of the corners of his eyes, but they're not. Instead, Dennis is in the hospital chair next to Mac's bed, pretending to be his husband for reasons that he doesn't want to think about right now. He just wants Mac to wake up. Well, if he decides to wake up, that is. If Mac decides him and the gang are worth coming back to at all.
Dennis just wishes that things could go back to normal. Before Mac decided he loved Dennis and decided to shove it down his throat, before things got stiff and awkward and stuck between them. Then Mac wouldn't be in this goddamn hospital bed and none of this ever would have happened in the first place.
If only Dennis remembered to be careful what you wish for.
Set after season 14. No major character deaths.
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22 Feb 2026
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The most satisfying thing I've ever read and now an all time favourite book period. Ty macdennissurvivor I cried (multiple times lol)
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mutual assured destruction by headbangingSappho
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
04 Nov 2017
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He wants to wrap himself around Mac like a python buries its prey in its inescapable, deadly embrace. With his chest against Mac’s back and his face against his nape, he wants to press closer and closer until he can sink his claws into his very bones and seep his poison into his veins and Mac can never, ever walk away from him without tearing himself apart in the process. He wants to stay like this until they both die.
Mac lets out a pleased, half-asleep hum and lovingly puts his own hands on Dennis’ fists that are grasping the front of his old T-shirt so vehemently they’re almost shaking.
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17 Feb 2026
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“Give me a break," House shot back. "You couldn’t make a hooker come either.”
Wilson raised an eyebrow. “You wanna bet?”
The idea caused a loud, discordant crash in House’s brain. There was a high likelihood this was a bad bet. Wilson was disconcertingly good in bed, and even though House couldn’t vouch for the female factor, he had no doubt that Mr. “Take My Liver, Please, I Insist” had put in significant hours muff diving. On the other hand, there was a one hundred percent chance that this bet got him in the same room with Wilson and a hooker - the stuff dreams were made of.
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House and Wilson hire a prostitute to settle a bet; House gets more than he bargained for.
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23 Jan 2025
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House and Wilson share a hotel room at a medical conference. Read on for goofy acronyms, endless banter, horny middle-aged men, and more!
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02 Feb 2025
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Being with Fletcher means that Andrew loses: his grip. His pride. Himself. He's starting to wonder if he doesn't mind it so much, though.
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22 Jun 2025