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When Harry Potter doesn't resurface from obscurity during his eleventh year, things get a bit interesting.
(Or, What happens when you watch Order of the Phoenix and think to yourself, why the hell would Sirius Black willingly stay in Azkaban for twelve years? Well, what happens is you end up re-writing the entire series. That's what happens.)
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Against the title, this is not a work in progress, but it's more hastily sketched out than what I usually write, and I'm trying to be okay with that. (Stories don't have to have a clear direction!) I don't think it's great, but it was fun to write, and I wanted to post it.
Harry Potter works for Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, has an enthusiastic assistant, and gets well-meaning advice from everyone in his life that he completely ignores. (Of course.) He might possibly be bored, maybe, which is why he rashly agrees to a highly suspicious invitation from Draco Malfoy to go on "vacation" to the chilly ruins of the Avebury stones. They may or may not discover a cult.
TW: Strong language. Gratuitous poshness and consumption of wines.
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When Andrew regains his memories of the Enchanted Forest, he's torn between finishing his quest or getting revenge on the people responsible for killing his true love.
If said true love wasn't exactly dead, that would just complicate things, wouldn't it?
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- Part 2 of AFTG Once Upon A Time
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Neil is a prince who is out of options when a Monster shows up to make a deal with Nathan. The deal: the Monster protects Baltimore from the Moriyama invasion. The snag: Neil has to go with the Monster forever.
Andriel as Rumbelle.
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- Part 1 of AFTG Once Upon A Time
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At the request of his therapist, British-American Neil Hatford begins attending Palmetto High after being unsuccessfully home schooled by his retired FBI agent uncle. Neil just wants to quietly survive until graduation (or until he can run away), but he's going to have to make friends instead. Meanwhile, high school junior Andrew Minyard has a well-deserved reputation for violence, attends a bi-weekly book club, and lives to annoy his foster brother, Kevin Wymack.
Will Andrew ever finish his book report? Will Neil choose Exy or the Academic Team? Will Katelyn ever get Aaron's number? Will Nicky ever get a clue about anything?
Read more to find out.
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All for the Game in the Once Upon A Time universe, playing out the events of Season One (more or less). Join us for Andrew as a deal-obsessed Rumpelstiltskin, Neil as a confused prisoner (and Prince), and the whole gang in a fairy tale land scenario featuring as many fairytale characters as we reasonably stuff in there. In the second part, as in the tv show, they all end up in the Land Without Magic (a.k.a. Our world).
You don’t have to have watched OUAT, but it helps.
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TGCF Present-Day Timeline by IlluminatingSceadugenga
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2024
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This is a timeline of present-day TGCF, i.e. books 1, 3, and 5, born from the burning question: how long does it take Xie Lian to admit he's down bad for Hua Cheng? If you want to understand how much time passes between, say, Xie Lian's ascension and the end of his first mission, or how long the Black Water arc takes, or just how long Feng Xin and Mu Qing wore their clown disguises for, this may be the timeline for you. :)
Disclaimer: do NOT take this as an authority my god. we are here to HAVE FUN not gatekeep
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A Writer's Unofficial Guide to Chinese Naming by FireflyPie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2020
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Want to know how to come up with Chinese names and use them correctly? New to Chinese novels/danmei, and curious about courtesy names and terms of address? Just looking for a glossary of common terms? This guide is for you. Buckle up, kiddos, for a crash course in Chinese naming by yours truly, a Random Writer On The Internet.
Ch. 1: Chinese Names
Ch. 2: Terms of Address
Ch. 3: Glossary - Xianxia/Wuxia Terms of Address
Ch. 4: Glossary - Miscellaneous Terms of AddressBookmarked by Firefly_shy
26 Sep 2025
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Comes With the Territory by maely1234
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2022
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To hide from Hua Cheng in his own territory...he hates to admit it, but that takes serious ability. Hua Cheng narrows his eyes. “So?”
“Help me capture the Earth Master,” the ghost offers, hands gesturing around him. “And every piece of information I gain in the heavens will be yours as well.”
He meets the ghost’s eyes. “What’s your name?”
The ghost smiles, spindly sharp teeth lining their jaw. “He Xuan.”
“Well then, He Xuan. You have yourself a deal.”
Or: 2 ghost kings, Hua Cheng and He Xuan, and a story of how they met, worked, and changed together, each striving towards their dying wish.
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Bookmarked by Firefly_shy
19 Jul 2025
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After all is said and done, Xie Lian is once again banished, two shackles to show for it this time.
His kingdom is gone, his family dead, his friends have left and his last believer has been dispersed...
Or has he?
Or the fic where Xie Lian can't help but pick up a red flower. This action will have severe consequences down the line(of the happiest sort)
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Xie Lian’s string was red. It was supposed to indicate that his person was all of it wrapped up in one—that there was one person in the world who would be his friend, his family, all of it. However, the older Xie Lian got, the more he began to think that maybe red just meant he had nobody at all.
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In a world where platonic, familial, and romantic soulmates are indicated by yellow, blue, and white strings, Xie Lian's is red.

