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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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When Hermione Granger decides that the only way to stop Voldemort is to go back in time and love the evil out of him, Harry Potter laughs. Then he agrees.
Harry Potter wakes in 1928 with an accidentally age-regressed Hermione and a half-baked plan to change the course of history. He suddenly finds himself with two small children to raise—one of which has the potential to grow into a Dark Lord. Living under a new name and building a quiet life in 1930s Godric's Hollow, Harry’s singular focus becomes raising his children with love and affection.
As political tensions rise and long-buried legacies awaken, Harry finds himself entangled with Lord Arcturus Black III—who might be everything he ever wanted, if he can just manage not to hex the posh git first.
Time travel/reincarnation. Found family. Courtship rituals. Domestic fluff. Pretty-swift-not-really-slow-burn romance meets magical chaos, with a cast of precocious children, looming Dark Lords (cough Grindlewald cough), and at least one snake who may or may not be a prophet.
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AU. Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, just a lonely orphan who goes to Hogwarts interested in learning Potions and making friends. But his Potions professor hates him, and Harry can make few friends when he has to conceal his snake familiar and his Parseltongue—and that he seems capable of bringing small animal constructs to life. Blaise Zabini is one of the few people invited into Harry’s secrets, a relationship that grows to be more and more important to both of them as the years pass.
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Harry isn’t especially enthusiastic about the idea of babysitting Theo Nott, even if he’s the first British diplomat to the Fair Folk in five hundred years and needs to be protected from people who don’t want to see his mission succeed. But his boss isn’t giving him a choice about it. And Theo’s glittering presence makes Harry unwillingly fascinated—and maybe something more.
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- Part 10 of More Theo/Harry in the World Project
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Betrayal fucking sucks. When Harry is killed after arriving home from work one day he strikes a deal with Death and is thrown into the past. Waking up at the beginning of the summer before his sixth year Harry plots his revenge on all who wronged him. Join Harry as he gains allies old and new and finds love in an unexpected place.
A reviewer said: "the perfect description for this fic would be: Harry Potter (finally) went to therapy and traveled back in time"
