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In which Invisigal is handling this soooo normally. She’s not spiraling at all about Mecha Man joining SDN as her goddamn dispatcher. The way she’s thinking about the guy she nearly exploded to death is normal. So normal. She can be normal helping the guy out with something as simple as a headache. AKA: Vizi battles her demons while Robert has a migraine after hours. It’s so normal.
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- Part 4 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
Bookmarked by Felicja
18 Feb 2026
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"It gets worse, by the way. Severe insomnia can cause confusion, hallucinations, paranoia, problems with short-term memory and oh, yeah. You can totally die from it."
"Not true," Robert mumbled, "You don't die from insomnia. You can die from the health complications caused by severe sleep deprivation though."
"Great, you can die from the fucking health complications then! This shit's serious, Robert! And not normal!"
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Or: Robert's no good, very bad, really, really long day.
Bookmarked by Felicja
18 Feb 2026
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How is anyone supposed to handle something like this? How was he supposed to? Just- one step at a time. One damn thing at a time.
Robert thought he died in the battle against Shroud. A bullet to the head trying to save Beef. Yet when he woke up right after his coma he realized he'd have to handle the insanity all over again from the start.
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15 Feb 2026
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“They put a normie in charge of a buncha of villains!?"
Why are they circling back on the villain topic? Whatever, Robert can roll with this.
“Oh yeah, so that means to get to know me, you either have to defeat my eight evil teammates,” Robert pauses, to make it seem like he is thinking, “or… you can buy–”
“I’ll do it!” ArrowRoot interrupts.
“– me a drink– what?” Robert freezes in his tracks.
ArrowRoot puffs his chest out like a peacock. Maybe a bull would be a better analogy for the guy. “Those assholes? I could totally take them on for you.”
What the fuck.
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Getting free drinks ends up more of a hassle than intended when a newbie hero seems to get it in his head that Robert is some ‘damsel-in-distress.’ Now Robert has to deal with some guy harassing his team, all while managing said team.
The Z-Team isn’t exactly making it easier either.
This is going to be a very long week.
(Or the one where some guy tries to defeat Robert’s seven- uh, eight evil
exsco-workers.)(NOT AN OC x CANON!)
Bookmarked by Felicja
08 Feb 2026
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After the "We Can Just Be Friends" Ending, SDN decides Mecha Man should do a press conference to answer some of the public's burning questions regarding his involvement in stopping Shroud and the Red Ring. Of course, Charles Kingsley is there and needs answers to the questions no one asked... because the questions are wildly out of pocket.
Robert understandably snaps.
Somehow being rage-baited to come out as bi on live TV is the least embarrassing part.
Bookmarked by Felicja
08 Feb 2026

