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It started with a blouse.
Royal blue. Silky. Satin buttons down the front. It wouldn’t have mattered if she had kept on her blazer, but it was August, after all. And Merlin, was that shirt thin. Ruinous, the way it pooled around her bosom and gathered at her waist.
Draco swallowed.
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Hermione Granger works at the Ministry of Magic, and Draco Malfoy has to visit her department often because of his work as a Curse Breaker. When Hermione starts to update her wardrobe with nicer work clothes, Draco is left chomping at the bit. But, turnabout is fair play, and when Draco starts to relax his dress around Hermione, she’s left with a new mouthwatering craving that only one blond can satisfy. A story of how our favorite unlikely duo find their way to each other through well selected clothing.
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26 Nov 2025
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"How can you possibly be so obtuse Granger, it's not about your blood, or your parents and it never has been.“
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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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09 Mar 2025
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Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco lives a sad little life as a Ministry Workerbee. He keeps his head down and stays within the terms of his probation. He does not date, he does not socialize, except with Theo and Pansy, who for some reason are hellbent on making his life a little less pathetic.
After horrible, idiotic ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ McLaggen turns up dead, Draco is the only one that seems to connect the strange something happening to Granger and the murders of every molester, abuser, and sexual creep in the Ministry.
To save his own selfish skin, Draco is determined to find out what is going on–and gets trapped in Granger’s sexual web in the process.
—-Hermione Granger is possessed by a sex demon and pathetic, virginal Draco tries to stop her from taking revenge on every creep in the Wizarding World. Too bad he falls for the demon in the process.
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17 Feb 2025
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The Wizarding World has been at war for the past eight years. The Order has fled to France and seems to have given up hope of defeating Voldemort. But determined to keep fighting, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands. Disguising herself as a Muggle at a gentlemen’s club for Death Eaters, she infiltrates their ranks to find out where the last Horcrux is hidden. But her plans change when a certain blond wizard from her past steps into the club.
A very dark wartime fic with drama, tension, violence and emotions.
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17 Feb 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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14 Feb 2025
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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12 Feb 2025
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From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn for Misdemeanor1331, GeriatricPeepshow, janblues, MykEsprit, Pir_PirOmanka, Kayrinait, Shampoo_ish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2021
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Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
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2nd Place BAMF!Hermione..............................................................
Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”
Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”
“So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”
She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”
She better be.
“One more thing.”
“What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.
He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”
She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”
He couldn’t argue with that.
She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.
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- Part 1 of From Wiltshire, With Love
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- 352,755
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- 86/86
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18 Nov 2023
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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- 84/84
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11 Nov 2023
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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- 108/108
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22 Oct 2023
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The day after his infamous victory at the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter disappears without a trace.
When the rest of the world gives up their search, Hermione Granger, an up-and-coming investigative journalist, is determined to do what they couldn’t: find him.
After years of searching, she finally stumbles upon a clue that might just lead her to her best friend. She is determined to journey across Europe to solve the mystery and, naturally, write about it along the way. But when her intolerable co-worker Draco Malfoy is also assigned to the case, she must learn to set aside old grudges and accept their dysfunctional partnership in order to bring Harry home again.
A slow-burn enemies to lovers fic with mystery, adventure, and our two favorite idiots in love.
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16 Oct 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- 36/36
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07 Oct 2023
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Sacrificed to a brutal species of lesser Fae when she came of childbearing age, Scarlett has endured nearly a decade of darkness, her only source of comfort - the strong bronzed hands and hazel eyes she sees in her sleep.
Plagued by the same reoccurring dream of a young mortal woman shrouded in blackness, Cassian takes matters into his own hands to find her.
Offered sanctuary in Velaris, she is given a place within the Inner Circle in hopes of proving that a peaceful coexistence between Fae and Mortals is possible...
But dangerous ideologies linger in Prythian, seeking to destroy the delicate peace that was hard-won. For Cassian, the mating bond snapped into place the moment they collided. For Scarlett, the darkness of her prison lingers in her dreams, and only Cassian seems to be able to pull her from the depths. After half a millennium, Cassian has just found his mate. And he will stop at nothing to keep her safe.
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24 Sep 2023
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A Court of Heart and Fealty by Jelly_Legs
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
07 Mar 2024
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Galadriel was once a spy, deep in the Autumn Court but a mistaken act of loyalty to a friend cost her that position. Now forced back into hiding, the Night Court takes charge in keeping her hidden from Beron's search for her head. Loyal to her spymaster, she faces the backlash of what that has cost her in the near two hundred and the weight of her failure breaks her down bit by bit.
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23 Sep 2023
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A Court of Truths and Revival by LadyTess
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
17 Nov 2025
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Long thought dead, Rhysand’s sister finds herself free and thrust back into a world she no longer recognizes. Seren’s hopes for peace and happy reunions are overshadowed by years of torment and rearing new threats. Once a beloved sister and an emerging contender for the throne, she must write a new ending for herself as conflict brews in Prythian once more.
Loneliness follows Azriel closer than any shadows. His brothers are mated and moving forward with their lives, but he remains at a standstill. His past is full of loss and the present remains forbidden, but a future he’d never dare hope for suddenly becomes a possibility.
*Takes place after ACOSF & includes a few minor references to the wider SJM universe
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16 Sep 2023
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A Court of Fire and Starlight by LadyTess
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
27 Oct 2021
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Born into the cut-throat Autumn Court, Eris Vanserra had been surrounded by monsters his entire life and spent most of his time scheming for the crown his cruel father still possessed. His world is thrown into chaos when an unexpected source gets to his father before he can.
Astra was raised in the flourishing Night Court and had been gifted with powers from the stars. When she takes revenge on an ancient High Lord, she is forced to bear the explosive consequences.
The Mother had a wicked sense of humor and blessed the two rivals with a mating bond.
*Will contain spoilers for ACOSF
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- Part 1 of A Court of Fire and Starlight
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- 66/66
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23 Aug 2023
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The Bargain by HeadCanonHeadCase for VikingMagic_33
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Off-Campus Series - Elle Kennedy
17 Feb 2023
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Azriel Moreno, Captain of the Velaris University Hockey Team, has a problem. He's failing Professor Merrill's course. Failing means no hockey, which could mess up his chances of making it to the NHL. Good thing Azriel also has a solution: Gwyneth Berdara. Smart, funny, and beautiful; she managed to get an A on the midterm when most of the class failed. And luckily for Az, Gwyn needs him too. She has a crush on Tarquin Summers, swim star at VU, but she has no idea how to get him to notice her.
When Az and Gwyn make a bargain to help each other, the last thing either of them expects is to actually become friends. But that's exactly what happens. An easy trust forms that has Gwyn and Az sharing secrets that only their closest friends know. What will happen when friendship leads to something more?
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Completed 2/17/2023Series
- Part 1 of Velaris U
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12 Aug 2023
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A Court of Fate and Foresight by airelemental
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
12 Mar 2024
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Elain always felt it; like the looming weight of an arrow about to strike her heart. Impressions of the cauldron's talons lived all over her, manifesting themselves into a permanent noose around her neck.
"But know this, you will come back to me, child." The cauldron's words echoed in her thoughts, her dreams, her nightmares. She knew time was running out, and that her unpaid debt would soon come to be collected.
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29 Jul 2023
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Hidden Shadows by star_stealing_girl
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
13 Jul 2023
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Feyre still struggled with the idea, but at the same time… When she’d first met Azriel, she’d thought him a beautiful male, with his thick dark hair and quiet hazel eyes. His face was shaped like a celebrated artist had sculpted it while thinking only of grace and strength and lovely things, and his body was mouthwatering, all muscles covered in blue-black Night Court tattoos.
There was also the wingspan, of course… Azriel had the largest between him, Rhys, and Cassian.
Rhys’s violet eyes glittered. “I’ll think of something. So, what do you say? Save the whole of Prythian for one night of pleasure? It seems an easy choice, Feyre.”
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Feyre and Rhys come up with a plan to keep Azriel away from Elain. Set after the bonus chapter of ACOSF. I tagged it as Non-con just to be safe, but it's really more CNC if anything.
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15 Jul 2023
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Obey by Cyrastory
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 Mar 2023
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Azriel has never viewed Davina, his shadowsinger trainee, as the strong, capable, and feminine fae she is. And after years of pining for him, her secret shifting abilities are discovered.
As punishment, Rhysand sends her through a portal to be trained by Rowan, separating her from Azriel. But soon she learns Terrasen isn’t as bad as she thought it will be.
Will she discover love in Erilea or find herself back in Prythian?
NOTE: This is a TOG/ACOTAR crossover that takes place after ACOSF/KOA. It reverse harem, multiple mates.
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15 Jul 2023