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If arousal persists for more than five hours, consult your local herbologist by Falazure
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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It was just Bilbo's luck that along with everything else that had befallen him on this adventure he had to get doused by a sex plant of all things.
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I hear it call on the wind by Falazure
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Sep 2025
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Personal desire was not something Thorin, son of Thrain, had ever really allowed himself.
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I'll have you told hold, I'll have you forever by Falazure
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Aug 2025
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Bilbo was a grown Hobbit who had been on his own for long enough to have plenty of self-restraint when it came to courting his dwarven King, or at least he thought he did.
Or: 5 times Bilbo and Thorin try keep to dwarven courting standards, and the one time they don't have to.
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Bring your battle to me, bite through your heartache by Falazure
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jul 2025
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In the silence after the battle all Bilbo Baggins has is time.
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WKX gets lycanthroped and it turns out to be a very interesting time for ZZS.
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Life in the mountain where nothing hurts lol by Falazure
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
18 Sep 2025
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A Prize Fit for a King by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Feb 2026
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After the conquering of the shire, Thorin finds a pretty little prize waiting for him in his rooms.
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Lost Kingdom by thesadchicken
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
01 Feb 2026
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“The door remained hidden and the air was cold, lapping at him like waves in the distant seas of songs. The shadow enveloped him with a father’s tenderness. The world was slowly waking up. He was soaked to the bone, and the sun shone weakly upon his brow. Thorin Oakenshield was alive.”
Against all odds, Thorin survives the Battle of the Five Armies. Bilbo, grappling with his feelings, decides to stay in Erebor. But when the magical ring he’s been keeping secret starts whispering to him in the night, Bilbo knows he must heed its call. Thorin follows him, haunted by a strange vision. A second journey, a kingdom’s rebirth and many terrible truths await them under the mountain…
Written as part of the Acorns & Oak Leaves WIP Round-Up event | With art by Rutobuka ⊹ ࣪ ˖
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Yet In Reverse You Are All My Symmetry by Cupcake_Princess
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Sep 2025
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“Are you ready love?” he murmured, leaning over to rest his curly head against Thorin’s shoulder, straw hat knocking the collar of his coat.
Thorin found he was. Utterly and completely.
“I am, âzyungelê.”
So caught up in the bliss at having his husband all to himself, Thorin did not notice the figure watching from the battlements.
Or the pony that followed them.Or: the Nwalin wedding. And the coup of Azsâlul’abad.
THIS IS A SEQUEL... or one of them, at least.
Required reading for the Live Your Life main series, SMUTLESS VERSION AVAILABLE HERE: https://ao3-mirror.cc/works/71234331/chapters/185336611Series
- Part 10 of Live Your Life
Bookmarked by Falazure
14 Aug 2025
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An Inherited Heart by Cupcake_Princess
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
27 Jul 2025
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In a mountain, standing like a knife against the eastern sky, there lived a hobbit.
Not a cold, draughty crypt of a mountain, filled with cries of the dead and pain of the living, nor yet a new-born colony, striking out its place in the world. It was Erebor, and Bilbo Baggins had made the choice to remain six months prior, after the Battle of the Five Armies had solidified the Kingdom as one to be respected once more.
Something in his pocket began to stir.
Or: Bilbo Baggins discovers The One Ring. Everyone has a bad time.
(This is a sequel. The previous works total around 13k, including a one-shot of skippable smut. All smut associated with this work will be placed in skipabble side stories. Please do not be put off by the archive warnings on the others as it is NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I highly reccomend reading at least CYTM first.)
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- Part 4 of Live Your Life
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Bookmarked by Falazure
02 Aug 2025
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Just give me more of this I'm having so much fun. 10/10, will read again.
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Aperitif by Cupcake_Princess
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Mar 2025
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“In the Shire, we believe no good meal comes without an aperitif.” He took his time, relishing in the way Thorin watched each little fastening pop free. “It’s a drink meant to encourage the appetite; nothing as heavy as ale or mead. A light taste of what’s to come.”
Or: What actually happened at the end of Can You Tell Me?
Can be read alone although some passages may not make sense.Series
- Part 2 of Live Your Life

