Fairly_Uncertain
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Sometimes destruction is a necessary precursor to creation.
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11 Feb 2026
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Jazz is a small-time criminal broker. Against his better judgment, he agrees to fence a stolen tactical computer, but instead of a fancy mod, that ‘computer’ turns out to be a beautiful, amnesiac Praxian.
Jazz may be a criminal, but he’s got limits, and mecha trafficking is one of them. He frees the captive Praxian and embarks on a quest to help the mech regain his memory.
It won’t be easy. The mech’s kidnappers aren’t happy their prize was stolen, and looming overhead is the spectre of whoever commissioned that tactical computer, and their unknown intentions for its bearer.
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04 Feb 2026
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Sixteen Tons (Of Energon Ore) by Trinary
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Oct 2020
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Something a little different than usual: the opening lines of Sixteen Tons (but about Megatron) popped into my head and would not leave me in peace until I finished the song. Enjoy?
Some people say a spark blooms out of the ore
But I was made on the factory floor
For labor and smelter and pit and mine
Live and die by the assembly lineBookmarked by Fairly_Uncertain
01 Feb 2026
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Mastermind by Land_Locked_Martian for final-milf-ratchet
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
30 Jan 2023
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The war ends without any major input from Optimus, which he is certain does not affect him at all. He’s stuck in a perpetual dinner debate camp with Megatron over the planet’s future leadership, and he might actually be able to retire. A few decades of stability brings with it the promise of sparklings, and Optimus finds his interest piqued. He’s ruled out 309 of the 310 remaining Cybertronians as prospective sires. It’s going to be the best one-night stand of Megatron’s life, and perhaps Optimus can pick up some clues about his latest nefarious scheme,
Megop gift exchange present for @final-milf-ratchet. Their prompt: “G1, Optimus wants a sparkling, but clearly asking any autobots to sire it would be a misuse of his position, so obviously the only option is to have a thrilling one night stand with Megatron.” I took this prompt and proceeded to run 6,000+ words in a sideways direction before looping back to the promised porno.
Big thanks to ConCentric for being an awesome beta
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- Part 2 of Megop exchange 2023
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28 Jan 2026
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Orion Pax’s twelve step plan for peace by Celticdoggo22
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon), Transformers: Rescue Bots
20 Sep 2023
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Orion Pax was not the gentle hearted librarian history wanted him remembered as. He wouldn’t have gotten along with the gladiators that Megatron had befriended if he was.
He was always too clever for his own good that only the matrix of leadership finally silenced him. Now with it gone having sealed unicron and saving the earth. Orion pax has returned and is a bit annoyed Megatron had strayed from the plan they had originally made for their revolution but he will get the cybertronians back on track.
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23 Jan 2026