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  1. Rec *

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    When Superman is caught leaving Clark Kent’s apartment in the early hours of the morning, there is only one way for Clark to protect his secret identity—he has to pretend to be dating himself. Clark can cope with the ensuing stares, comments, and increased attention that follows but when Batman starts to take an interest in Clark Kent, he starts to think that maybe, he should have just revealed his identity.

    Written for Superbat Week 2024 Day 1 - Identity Reveal

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    11 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGKMVKNGDLMB I THINK I'M GOING TO EXPLODE OMG

  2. Rec 45

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    Would you still love me if I was a worm?

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    Bruce is clearly an overthinker. So when he finally decides to reveal his identity to the Justice League, it takes little to get him to start overthinking. Again.

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    07 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    (I'm so sorry for the possible repeated mail, dear author, I accidentally deleted the original bookmark)

    A FIC ABOUT ASKING "WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM" HAS NO BUSINESS BEING THIS GOOD.

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "Children, children, CHILDREN!" Murray finally snapped, pinching the bridge of his nose. The three of them shut up and looked at him in shock. "Enough of this pointless, childish bickering already. If I wanted to watch drama like this I would turn on a soap opera or telenovela. My god, do I have to play therapist to EVERYONE in this group?? I could sue you all for emotional compensation!"

    Mike started to argue. He didn't know what he was going to say, exactly, but he was still pent up and Murray seemed like a better target than his two best friends. Unfortunately he didn't get very far.

    "Ba-ba-ba! NO. Shut up and SIT DOWN. It's my turn to talk," Murray said forcefully, shoving the three of them onto the couch, with Mike somehow ending up in the middle.

    "Oh no," Jonathan said under his breath.

    "Shit," Nancy said at the same time.

    Joyce hurried forward and stepped in between them. "Murray, Murray, no," she pleaded. "I know what you're doing, STOP."

    Or: Murray meddles, Mike is hella confused, the world is ending, and Will won't talk to him.

    OR: Mike runs away from his feelings and then for his actual, literal life.

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    12 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WBYEYBEYVWGVGWC

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Batman unknowingly gets doused with a new strain of fear toxin while on patrol. After wrapping up with Scarecrow he is called to a League meeting before he can isolate himself in the cave. The symptoms hit hard while he is amongst his peers. Cue the Justice League witnessing a terrified Batman for the first time in their lives + identity reveal.

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    02 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SOOO GOOD OMGG

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Clark,” at last he speaks, and Bruce’s expression is— his artificial smile is nowhere to be seen, his face a mask so blank it’s eerie, as though he’s been carved from stone. “Clark. You’re drunk. You don’t know what you’re saying.”

    “No,” echoes Clark stubbornly. “I mean it. I’m in love with you.”

    “You’re in love with me,” says Bruce, flatly. “After years of knowing each other, just like that. You’re suddenly in love with me.”

    it's clark's birthday; he gets drunk. and really, who cares that there are other people in the room, or that he was worried about confessing in the first place for a reason? someone should tell bruce how much he's loved.

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    19 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sooo very cute